You got a problem with Canada gooses trying to take in a baseball game, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

That is completely unsurprising.

That's right!

Why would I want to pay extra money AND fuck up the rest of my travel logistics. Like, I picked that flight for a reason!

"an area previously excavated by the turtle"

Haven't run into it personally, but did just see someone else have it happen. And when I try to post the link to their post it doesn't work and says its unable to resolve their username, so perhaps there's a bigger problem causing both that and the "confirm to upload" message.

Burrowing Owls at Umatilla Military Depot Burrowing Owl cam in north-central Oregon, located on a former U.S. Army Chemical & Weapons Depot now being restored as a critical wildlife habitat. Here, a network of artificial burrows, built fr...

Hello, please enjoy the burrowing owls on the burrowing owl cam

Astronauts! They're just like us!

ATTENTION: ONE OF THE BABIES DOES THE WINGS OUT WHILE RUNNING KINDA WOBBLY LIKE THING WHICH IS MY *FAVORITE*

Go birds

It's too bad, you know, the Mets...

Emotionally I want ice cream but physically I am already freezing

This thread has me feeling better about our high-A team fucking up the player intros on the (new this season) videoboard

Something hilarious about doing fireworks after you lost 11-1

When I keep finding extramarital affairs via genetic genealogy

Thought about ordering some kits and then realized I had like 2 inches of beaded lanyard that had been on there FOR. EV. ER. and *sigh*

Beating the Mets on Ron Santo Bobblehead day, as is right and proper

Need to finish the badge lanyard I started making *mumble mumble* ago if for no other reason than to get it the fuck off my loom

Like, maybe I'd go to the ballpark for a mere acquaintance, it's a nice day, see a ballgame, why not. But I'm not paying my own hard-earned money to DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN HOT DOG.

I don't like ANYBODY that much.

Pat Hughes does not know if there is a Hot Dog Blaster in his house

*raises eyebrow* uh huh

Also sympathy to whoever had to organize getting 95 people to a ballpark for a birthday party.

Also I just remembered growing up with a wooden ladder and I need to lie down now

Someone please tell Pat about the Ben Rice's Ben's Rice ads

I can reach into the gutters by the back patio and the garage with the little 2-step guy, but I cannot reach into the ones on the front of the house by about one step or another 6 inches of height. And since I seem unlikely to wake up tomorrow over 6 feet tall...

I need to invest in a ladder that is like. One step taller than my little house stuff stepladder. It's annoying as fuck to haul the big fucker out and get it into position when I just need like ONE MORE STEP.

Happened to me when I woke up yesterday. Momentarily thought OH GOD OH NO DID SOMETHING GO VIRAL. Nope! Just a broken website.

Logging in to the MLB app on my phone so I can listen to Pat and Ron while I mow and Nico Hoerner wasn't even a suggested Cub to follow WHO DO I GOTTA FIGHT

Hey why the fuck was I trying to mow the lawn without taking allergy meds first