There's a war on for your mind.

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"...For now have I chosen and sanctified this house.."

- By the way, a lot sooner than people thought.

"...that my name may be there for ever..."

- In big, beautiful letters. The best letters you've ever seen.

"Thus Solomon finished the house of the Lord, and the king's house...

- Great house. A really good house.

"... and all that came into Solomon's heart to make in the house of the Lord, and in his own house, he prosperously effected..."

- Effected the hell out of it, like nobody’s ever seen before.

And amen to that. But the toll that kind of horror takes collectively does not just bead up and roll off.

Just heard a radio ad for “protein soda” and folks… think Im ready to call it. Thats a wrap!

What world are you living in, man? You just went through occupying forces invading the Twin Cities

Trivially squaring the circle is how we govern in this country

The Art of the Duhhh

lol Pam Bondi couldn't have been more sycophantic...

Im sorry but these people are morons

This was as purposeful and powerful as a rock concert gets in 2026. And arguably the most deeply impactful performance Springsteen has given in the Twin Cities since his 1975 debut, writes critic Jon Bream.

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

Always thought Louis CK would stick to comedy

We need all the help we can get. I fear were getting dangerously close to Nuclear War… (On the Dance Floor)

When out to dinner with my basedmaxxed son Visigoth, i always make a point of telling hi.m to “drink all the melk your little belly can hold”

It’s gonna be so awesome when Trump dies.

If you ever get kidnapped and have your hands tied together and tape put over your mouth, lick the tape. It will eventually fall off, and you'll be able to yell for help.

Good to know!

Biggest day for Sinners since Easter

30 years ago tonight:

Lousy Smarch weather

Operation Russian Escort

Currently wondering if it's possible to pay Gary Busey to hide in my house

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

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I may need to report you for this one.

"Golgotha" perfectly chosen here

"Don't you wave that stubby little finger at me... you can talk when it's your turn"

After the whole big sweaty buildup, showing his whole ass w the “solution”… start paying 20 bucks a month for AI!