Delgrij loves blue, a specific shade that is very dark and almost violet. It's not naturally occurring in his part of the world so he treasures whenever he finds something that shade.

"They don't care about work history."

This one should actually be a plus for me but instead it just fills me with dread.

Just...I want to scream? I want to scream. I don't want to scream at her though because she's trying and being so nice and I love her to bits. But oh do I want to scream.

"They have gps, you won't get lost."

I got lost trying to find my friend's house because I was using gps and it sent me somewhere I have never been before. The city I live it is not very big. I was impressed.

"You'll make a decent amount."

They want to pay their drivers with bitcoin.

How do you politely tell someone desperately trying to help you find a way to make money that you are quite possibly the worst fit for everything and there are no jobs for you?

Because 'that company is the devil' is apparently not a good enough reason for her to stop suggesting door dash.

a man is standing in front of a blackboard that says " we out love " Alt: gif from 'Boy Meets World' of the main character running toward the camera screaming dramatically

I'm sure eating a quart of ice cream in one sitting is not indicative of anything at all. Totally normal behavior.

Going to go clean something so I don't feel so utterly useless.

If anyone has need of me just scream. It is the song of my people and I will come running, screaming in echoed agony.

a man in a pirate costume is laughing and looking up . Alt: gif of Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island laughing like the madman he plays so well

*MY hair... I'm not sick, you're sick.

Uncross the Stars Amazon.com: Uncross the Stars eBook : Cain, Andrew, Cain, Tera: Kindle Store

Hey, real quick reminder. My wife and I have out a new novel.

Mythology meets modern day as two descendants of gods unravel a scheme to unleash a new age of monsters. More importantly they fall in love.

It's in #kindleunlimted and is on sale starting Thursday 8am

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Apparently selling me hair would not pay a single bill. I guess it gets to remain on my head.

Going to do those surveys my sister keeps reminding me exist. I don't trust them even a little bit but...well...the options be dwindling.

Spent too much at the store by way of not paying attention to the price of frozen pizza, which has apparently changed. Also my coffee got more expensive.

At this point the 'haha I should sell a kidney' is becoming less and less hyperbolic. Though that is illegal so maybe my hair.

From an unreleased short today, #WIPSnips, while I stare at it some more and hope whoever I submitted it to likes it...

Many, if not most, of the people who make these inflammatory posts specifically *want* you to call them stupid and contradict them. They're the snot-nosed bully looking for a fight, and you're giving it to them. Don't join the pigs in the mud, and don't point out how gross they are. Just leave.

Please remember that when you repost someone's hateful/ignorant/otherwise problematic post and say something like "This person is so stupid," you're still rewarding them with the attention and the bigger platform they seek and encouraging more shitty posts.
If someone's take is shit, ignore it.

Buy my books to fuel my terrible coffee and chocolate addiction while giving yourself weird nightmares!

It'll be fun. Possibly.

I am not liable for any mental distress incurred through the reading of my disturbing fictions... though I would love to hear if you experience any.

a pixel art of a cemetery with a man standing next to a grave Alt: gif from Graveyard Keeper of the keeper tending a grave

Played Graveyard Keeper all day because sick brain not be productive. Were it not for my son coming to say goodnight, reminding me of the time, I'd still be playing it.

Damn addictive grave keeping, farming, dungeon crawling, church running...necromancy...sim?

I loves you, Gerry, you dumb skull.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ominous is looking over his shattered scrying orb, which is emitting magical red smoke, and magical looking text that says, "Your debt will be paid off by June". Ominous is squinting at it with critical doubt as he remarks, "Nope. Still broken."

screenshot of a 70% complete Ko-Fi goal described as "Debt Level Critical", with the partial description of "I've been crushed under a mountain of different auto, dental, medical and now interest-accumulated debts, and with my current health ..." below it and a show more link below it, coming from the linked Ko-Fi in the text post.

I said I was giving up on the last of my Ko-Fi Goal but who could have 🔮foreseen🔮 my car needing to be taken in for a Check Engine Light and having more work done...if anyone wants to help me get past the last 30% of my goal to stay even, that'd be huge! #mutualaid
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Lock the Last Door by Vincent Lore

Lock the Last Door is Cthulhu Mythos noir.

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans man MC
🕵️ Private detective
😈 Crime lord cultist
😱 Cosmic horror
🏚️ Tiny scary house
👑 Spoilers
🫧 Scary bubbles
📖 Short story
🗝️ First in a series

Get it here:
vincentlore.itch.io/lock-the-las...
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📚🏳️‍⚧️ 💙📚 #horrorsky

A riff on the "equality vs. equity" meme. Panel 1: Equality. Everyone is standing on one box of the same size. The two tallest people can see over the fence to watch the ballgame, the shortest person still is too short to see over the fence. This is labeled, "Making everyone pay $12." Panel 2: Equity. The tallest person gave his box to the shortest person. Now everyone can see over the fence. This is labeled, "Polling the users to find something workable for everyone." Panel 3: Reality. The tallest person is standing on seven boxes. The shortest person is standing in a hole. This is labeled, "Draft2Digital's solution."

Memory problems are a bastard but sometimes it means watching a movie you've seen like it's the first time.

Anything I've seen in the last six years seems to have been thrown in the memory pit.

Wonder what's happened in that time to increase this stress response...

The plight of the last paladin in a heartbroken world. A woman in armor flies on wings of fire

Do you like Claymore, Berserk, or Fate?
Then you'll like Plight of the Last Paladin in a Heartbroken World!

It's free on my patreon with no sign up required (but all sign ups deeply appreciated).

www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit...

For Iggy's level it's someone who kills the body or damages the soul of another using one of the seven deadly sins as a driving force.

His domain is lust. This does not mean rape, it doesn't count on its own. It may be involved but not the sin itself. As lust rarely has enough to do with it.

@ddwardiswriting.bsky.social is single-handedly getting attention to their fellow indies, everyone go look at their stuff and share this love.

#Hitch 's Ignatius' opinions are how he met the vampire he is not at all falling in love with. It is also why he was stuck where he was.

He thinks lust demons shouldn't just mark sinners but prevent them from hurting more innocent souls. His handler thinks he should shut up and do his job.

Firstly, someone better tell Blake he's beautiful.

Secondly, Delgrij longs to be wanted, and loved, for who he is instead of what. Unfortunately he seems incapable of noticing he already is...because platonic love isn't a thing he recognizes or understands (no matter how the two with him try).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Whoever ordered a print copy of #WealdandWen, if you're here, lemme know if you get it? I saw the order go through but the book was already deleted so I dunno how that works.

If you get it know you're the last one for a while. One of few to have a physical copy. I hope you enjoy it. ^.-

a close up of a furry animal with a beard and big eyes . Alt: gif of a fizzgig from Dark Crystal screaming its furry little face off

I dunno what mood this is but it hungers for chocolate. There is none in the house and I should probably not go out because I am sick...and poor.

But it hungers.

Finished playing Spiritfarer and while I found the ending anticlimactic and the story a bit too sparse (I love environmental story-telling and feel it is the best for games but this was confusing)... it is beautiful. It handles a lot of heavy topics with grace and respect and I had a lot of fun.

In Fog [Horror Romance]Follow along as your narrator slowly falls in love with the thing that stole their lover's face...and changes themselves in the process.

Because I've gotten a lot of sweet messages about this one lately I am shoving it in your faces. You can get this erotically murderous novella for $1.99 through my shop.

#ebook #horror #romance #nonbinary

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I have experienced 'blocks' in the sense that something's not working and needs to be removed or fixed before I can continue. If it's not interesting enough, to me, to keep writing it than something is broken. I've deleted entire chapters because they were preventing me from continuing.