The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

TACO. But still a good thing.

Yet another resignation brings fresh shame to one of the worst Congresses ever When the number of resignations easily surpasses the number of major bills passed, it’s a reminder of just how embarrassing this Congress has become.

As Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick exits, remember:

When the number of resignations easily surpasses the number of major bills passed, it’s a reminder of just how embarrassing this Congress has become.
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Only the Men Are Allowed to Be Drunk and Shit at Their Jobs in the Trump Administration Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned Monday amid allegations that she drank at work and had an affair with a bodyguard. She’s the third woman ousted in less than two months.

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned Monday amid allegations that she drank at work and had an affair with a bodyguard. She’s the third woman ousted in less than two months.

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Warren votes “Aye.”

The NFL covered up the extent of the filming operations of the New England Patriots. Then spent the remainder of Brady’s career handing him Conference championships to make it appear like he was the GOAT.

F. Krueger Beds & Bedding

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Thanks. I hate it.

Okay! Everyone go up a shirt size!

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

maybe we can go the other way. Build an Eifel tower in DC. Add slot machines to the white house tour. Turn the entire pentagon into a giant roulette wheel

The All Robot Olympics is going to be FIRE!

I wonder how well an F1 car would do? Or a bicycle!

Anything can happen on Halloween.

Don’t be fooled. Hannity is merely confirming the obvious: his politics mattered more than his faith.

The Kings are whiny shit sticks.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

That’s wasn’t “no.”

Jaden McDaniels, cheap mother fucker.

Cover of Mother Jones with an image of fingers pointing at John Roberts and the coverline "Blame John Roberts for Everything"

The NYT big expose on SCOTUS today pairs well with @ariberman.bsky.social and @pemalevy.bsky.social's cover story on how ~everything wrong with this country today can be laid at the feet of John Roberts: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

That was a horse shit call followed by a horse shit review. NBA refs SUCK.

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

Doe had broken up with the user in 2024, and he used ChatGPT to process the split, according to emails and communications cited in the lawsuit. Rather than push back on his one-sided account, it repeatedly cast him as rational and wronged, and her as manipulative and unstable. He then took these AI-generated conclusions off the screen and into the real world, using them to stalk and harass her. This manifested in several AI-generated, clinical-looking psychological reports that he distributed to her family, friends, and employer.

For months, her then-fiancé and partner of several years had been fixating on her and their relationship with OpenAI’s ChatGPT. In mid-2024, she explained, they’d hit a rough patch as a couple; in response, he turned to ChatGPT, which he’d previously used for general business-related tasks, for “therapy.” Before she knew it, she recalled, he was spending hours each day talking with the bot, funneling everything she said or did into the model and propounding on pseudo-psychiatric theories about her mental health and behavior. He started to bombard the woman with screenshots of his ChatGPT interactions and copy-pasted AI-generated text, in which the chatbot can be seen armchair-diagnosing her with personality disorders and insisting that she was concealing her real feelings and behavior through coded language. The bot often laced its so-called analyses with flowery spiritual jargon, accusing the woman of engaging in manipulative “rituals.” Trying to communicate with her fiancé was like walking on “ChatGPT eggshells,” the woman recalled. No matter what she tried, ChatGPT would “twist it.” “He would send [screenshots] to me from ChatGPT, and be like, ‘Why does it say this? Why would it say this about you, if this is not true?'” she recounted. “And it was just awful, awful things.”

Shortly after moving out, the former fiancé began to publish multiple videos and images a day on social media accusing the woman of an array of alleged abuses — the same bizarre ideas he’d fixated on so extensively with ChatGPT. In some videos, he stares into the camera, reading from seemingly AI-generated scripts; others feature ChatGPT-generated text overlaid on spiritual or sci-fi-esque graphics. In multiple posts, he describes stabbing the woman. In another, he discusses surveilling her. (The posts, which we’ve reviewed, are intensely disturbing; we’re not quoting directly from them or the man’s ChatGPT transcripts due to concern for the woman’s privacy and safety.) The ex-fiancé also published revenge porn of the woman on social media, shared her full name and other personal information, and doxxed the names and ages of her teenage children from a previous marriage. He created a new TikTok dedicated to harassing content — complete with its own hashtag — and followed the woman’s family, friends, and neighbors, as well as other teens from her kids’ high school. “I’ve lived in this small town my entire life,” said the woman. “I couldn’t leave my house for months… people were messaging me all over my social media, like, ‘Are you safe? Are your kids safe? What is happening right now?'”

A woman sued OpenAI last week alleging that ChatGPT reinforced the obsessive, violent delusions of her stalker (her ex-boyfriend.)

This woman's claims (as detailed by TechCrunch, left) are chillingly similar to those of a completely different woman whose story Futurism reported on in Feb (right):

Swalwell and Gonzales gone in one day, that’s a good days work.