.jpgerry no

since Max Muncy started wearing glasses at the end of last April (MLB rank in parentheses):

368 PAs
169 RC+ (4th)
.415 wOBA (4th)
.402 xwOBA (4th)
.303 ISO (6th)
46.1 hard hit % (2nd)

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

i loved it when Schwarbs took off all his gear before the ABS was finished, because it demonstrated that players no longer need to fear the #UmpShow. best effect of replay, for sure, is to take out that bias from people who are merely part of the playing field.

on pace to hit 59 and drive in 66 🤣

who moves into closer‘s role (if anyone)? Vesia? Scott?

send me your routing number and mother’s maiden name, and my [air quotes] friend who is a prince [/air quotes] will reply to your text with great amounts of money

will the trumpeter be at the OR doors for this one?

those flavors aren‘t made of rice like the original?

i thought it was supposed to be a big hurricane season but i guess it’s not because the list ain’t just BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA BERTHA

Hurricane Teddy sounds like a Cat 1 that you just nap your way through

Jackie Robinson: More Than First The Legacy of 42

It was a great honor to be part of the Jackie Robinson celebration at Dodger Stadium. You can read the full poem that inspired “42.” A collaboration with ESPN. @mlb.com #Substack

let me guess … you’re so good, you did this with your eyes closed …

to the one who is victorious, i will give some of the hidden focaccia

Billy Ashley was traded for a PTBNL … turned out to be Conforto, thus prompting his DFA

Fernando Valenzuela mural at ONT Field in Ontario, with paintings of his pitching windup, his face, his delivery, and holding a bottle of champagne

close up view of Fernando Valenzuela mural at ONT Field in Ontario, with paintings of his pitching windup, his face, his delivery, and holding a bottle of champagne

close up view of the far right of the Fernando Valenzuela mural at ONT Field in Ontario, showing Valenzuela holding his son, both in Dodgers jerseys and caps

some pictures of the Fernando Valenzuela mural down the left field side at ONT Field in Ontario

Maxwell: Special interests shower $14 million on Florida legislators in one day

Members of the Florida Legislature collected a whopping $14 million worth of campaign donations from special interests in a single day – the day before their legislative session began.

“adapted from a true story”

too bad the villain isn’t a succubus so it could be Dr. Insidious, DDS

that’s why they call it income tacks

hey bluesky, this guy really is a reporter, just verify him now

bluesky does not want what it hasn’t got?

doesn’t that mean you hafta keep receipts waaayyy organized all year though?

they‘re withholding his full effort

you’re verified jerry, why would we factcheck you?

suuuuuuuurre you did ;)

right? i liked the piece on the surface and it’s a general topic that too many people don’t realize as consumers of everything. but when i clicked around the rest of the site and the word “investigative“ showed up, it clicked that the backpack piece was missing a lot of attribution.

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Davey Lopes (1945–2026): Speedster, Student, and Mentor Paying tribute to the four-time All-Star, two-time stolen base leader, renowned first base coach and personal favorite, who died who last week at age 80.

Davey Lopes (1945–2026): Speedster, Student, and Mentor blogs.fangraphs.com/davey-lopes-...

i bet they’ll have trouble with hangnAIls dang that needs a serif font to really pull it off