I miss that dumb site

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Sigh. I was ready for them to die with dignity; I do not want Hologram Tupac but for Yamazaki.

BUT THE CONTAINER STORE DOES 30/40% ALL THE TIME THIS IS TERRIBLE

A post at r/samsclub that says "rotisserie chaos strikes again"

To me you are perfect

Kaori just won a world title in her last-ever skate lol

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Plowing through jars of Meghan Markle's orange marmalade at an absolutely alarming rate

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This is how I feel about the "pretend you're a rescuer and someone's stuck on a mountaintop with variable terrain and sometimes there are stairs" one, and now I'm mad about penalties

Such a beautiful palate cleanser after the horrific vibes she shat all over Beijing (not that there's not still work to be done, but you know)

I hope she's throwing up in Italy's worst bathroom right now

The contrast w/the previous Olympic podium is STARK

My heart smushed

CHRIST

I would follow her into the sun.

Kaori's final skate might be the death of me

A guy subjected me to The Postman on a date and I found out midway through that he was seeing it for a second time. On purpose.

Who needed more than the Tampa Bay Rowdies (all of us)

On behalf of 1. Gabi Papadakis and 2. the 2022 Chock/Bates Daft Punk alien routine, I suggest war with France

Feels worse than the whole French Judge Fiasco, for whatever reason?

I had to leave the house. Like walk away down the street.

Absolutely devastated and happy to win gold there my god Japan

Penalty: Brocade.

When you cry a little because your people didn't crash to the ice as expected

Happy this is pure and chaotic but also I just want Chock/Bates alien again every Olympics

America’s enemy is its chief executive

“About to order the manservant to bury my cheating boy toy under the lemon grove at the house in Sardinia” is never a wrong look

Finding solace in the knowledge their fans will hate it here

Not my whole life haunted by Fiesta Bowls