Just came over here to scream into the void that I miss my OG twitter pals and I’ll never forgive that shithead for ruining my fav online place

My mom calls this Agnes’ chocolate cake but I have no idea why 🤣

Remember that time I got absolutely roasted on twitter for asking if it was unreasonable to ask maintenance to unclog my shower drain? 🤣 that’s why I was afraid to ask this question

What do yall think** ?? Not like

What do yall like.. the light to replace the water filter in my fridge is on in the apartment that I rent. Do I need to go get a filter and change it or is that regular maintenance I can ask the property management company to replace???

Like why can’t these health systems invest in BOTH it doesn’t seem like it should be that hard

I will, thank you! I have good people here who deactivated on twitter so I’ll bounce back and forth

I tried but I just don’t think I have it in me to go find everyone I like and my feed is just kinda boring here. My timeline on twitter isn’t as much doom and gloom as it was immediately after the election

Idk guys I might have to head back to twitter

Sending this to my dad let’s see what happens

I woke up for no reason at 745, laid here on my phone for 2 hours and now I feel like I could fall back asleep but I should really get up

I am irrationally obsessed with justin hartley right now but turns out watching 6 straight hours of tracker could give me nightmares so I must watch a few episodes of friends before I fall asleep. Those are the rules

Every time I tell someone at work that they have kidney stones, I think of the doctor on the episode of friends where phoebe has the triplets and joey has kidney stones and the way he says it. “Kidney STONES!” And I chuckle a little bit

100 million trillion percent this. I’m considering stopping my glp-1 because I think it’s contributing to my increased migraines despite having lost over 30 pounds in the last 3 months

The trainer thought maybe I had exercise induced asthma when I was in middle school but my pediatrician didn’t think so when I went for it.. idk

Why does my chest hurt for hours after I workout when it’s cold this is inconvenient and does not make me want to workout again until spring

I’m SO excited for you!!

Mccrashcart for the mccode 🤣

Not me complaining about getting gas when it’s 28 degrees out then coming home to watch the bills game where fans are sitting outside while what looks like literal feet of snow falls from the sky 🤣

The closest Costco to me is 50 minutes away but I’m considering a membership again just to go look for it

Idk if they have it all the time but when I had a Costco membership I loved the lobster ravioli they had 🤤

The worst decision I ever made in my whole life was made when I was a child and I decided to like football

I’m so glad I’m not a steelers fan Pickens is such a fucking piece of shit

Why does mike tomlin always look like he’s about to start making out with his players at any moment.. that guy’s a fucking weirdo

Migraines are SO STUPID. Why does the weather make me so miserable

Ok update on the mom Christmas present saga.. ravens tumbler, kristin hannah book, ulta gift card (she mentioned wanting new makeup but not knowing what kind). Maybe some cozy slippers??? Ugh I feel like the worst daughter

This picture came from the elevator at my hospital and now it was shared on instagram by nurse life 🤣

Dude on his balcony smoking weed while I’m walking in from work: hello! Dude it’s way too cold what the hell is going on??

Uhh bro it’s november 30th in pennsylvania. What’s going on is called winter and it goes on every year.

It’s very specific but I’m getting him a floatable weather radio for his boat! It has two way communication capabilities for emergencies and gets all the weather alerts from NOAA

What are y’all getting your moms for Christmas??? I have a great gift for my dad but I’m drawing a blank on what to get my mom