If there is one thing that strengthens any military it is falling victim to easily preventable diseases
Posts by Joe Kassabian
Ah yes, the military, the place famously known for its members exhibiting personal freedom.
Will be done soon!
Outstanding
I assure you I am not famous at all lmao
I'd prefer if you didn't but people who pirate it can still leave reviews 👍
What if I told you magical revolvers were also involved
The first bio pic of a world leader shot entirely inside of a single room in a hospital
Reviews keep coming in and they all demand that you buy my book.
You can always tell how often your gym bro friend has injured themselves by how much they know about anatomy.
Damn that's crazy Reese. Unrelated, but how are your NFTs doing?
These freaks cant stop comparing Trump to Jesus
I think he got off the roids so he'll probably be around a while
He's trying to crawl back after saying he was going to enter a congressional primary
(I am once again writing a podcast episode about Dan)
I hate that by nature of my ethnicity I am forced to be the internet's Dan Bilzarian anthropologist.
I am transcending. Achieving a new level of sicko mode.
OUT NOW: @jkass99.bsky.social of the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social podcast goes guesto mode! We discuss his upcoming novel, The Highlands Burn, and then go nuts about JRPGs, the insane game genre that sucks but is also great
🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨The USS Somers is born because the US Navy decides to ask an important question: what if you staffed an entire armed warship on active service with untrained teenagers and sent them out onto the high seas.
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I hate that I understand sentences like "Clavicular overdosed" or "Johnny Somali is sentenced to time in a South Korean prison."
Buy Joe's book.
Buy the book
so do i (buy joe's book)
it legitimately kicks ass on every level
Reviews are in. They say buy my book.
In retrospect the first adult catholic convert Vice President of the United States picking a fight with the first American Pope should have been the most foreseen thing ever.
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Joe is joined by @worstpossible.world to talk about the time a British trader got murdered by Samurai for being an asshole and sparked a war between the British and the Satsuma Domain.
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In "washed up snitch rapper news" Tekashi 6ix9ine apparently hung out with Nicolas Maduro in prison
Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban
Now do the Department of Defense
Yeah that's the only problem I can think of involving the Golden pedophile palace.