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Posts by Joe Kassabian

If there is one thing that strengthens any military it is falling victim to easily preventable diseases

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Ah yes, the military, the place famously known for its members exhibiting personal freedom.

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Will be done soon!

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Outstanding

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I assure you I am not famous at all lmao

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I'd prefer if you didn't but people who pirate it can still leave reviews 👍

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What if I told you magical revolvers were also involved

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The first bio pic of a world leader shot entirely inside of a single room in a hospital

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Reviews keep coming in and they all demand that you buy my book.

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You can always tell how often your gym bro friend has injured themselves by how much they know about anatomy.

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Damn that's crazy Reese. Unrelated, but how are your NFTs doing?

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These freaks cant stop comparing Trump to Jesus

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I think he got off the roids so he'll probably be around a while

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He's trying to crawl back after saying he was going to enter a congressional primary

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(I am once again writing a podcast episode about Dan)

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I hate that by nature of my ethnicity I am forced to be the internet's Dan Bilzarian anthropologist.

I am transcending. Achieving a new level of sicko mode.

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251: Joe Kassabian Goes Guesto Mode | Anime Sickos - Podcast for Geniuses Joe Kassabian, host of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast and author of the upcoming fantasy novel The Highlands Burn, goes guesto mode! Joe is one of the few...

OUT NOW: @jkass99.bsky.social of the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social podcast goes guesto mode! We discuss his upcoming novel, The Highlands Burn, and then go nuts about JRPGs, the insane game genre that sucks but is also great

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BONUS EPISODE: The Mutiny of the USS Somers | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨The USS Somers is born because the US Navy decides to ask an important question: what if you staffed an entire armed warship on active service with untrained teenagers and sent them out onto the high seas.
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I hate that I understand sentences like "Clavicular overdosed" or "Johnny Somali is sentenced to time in a South Korean prison."

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Buy Joe's book.

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Buy the book

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so do i (buy joe's book)

it legitimately kicks ass on every level

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Reviews are in. They say buy my book.

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In retrospect the first adult catholic convert Vice President of the United States picking a fight with the first American Pope should have been the most foreseen thing ever.

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Episode 409 - The Anglo-Satsuma War Stream Episode 409 - The Anglo-Satsuma War by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Joe is joined by @worstpossible.world to talk about the time a British trader got murdered by Samurai for being an asshole and sparked a war between the British and the Satsuma Domain.
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In "washed up snitch rapper news" Tekashi 6ix9ine apparently hung out with Nicolas Maduro in prison

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Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban

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Now do the Department of Defense

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Yeah that's the only problem I can think of involving the Golden pedophile palace.

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