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Posts by Johnny Maloney

"He's headed your way."
"The snack machine?"
"You guys left me in the parking lot."
"I'm stuck in the bathroom."
"Wait... you guys left without me?"

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We're all definitely on a WEIRD list now.

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VALKYRIE -2008 - dir. eugh. Bryan Singer

For the record.... eugh.

VALKYRIE -2008 - dir. eugh. Bryan Singer For the record.... eugh.

Hey. It's my diminishing respect for Tom Cruise.

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Us, 2019, dir. Jordan Peele.

Us, 2019, dir. Jordan Peele.

Pain is kind of nudging me into a weird way.

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Upstream Color (2013. Dir Shane Carruth)

Upstream Color (2013. Dir Shane Carruth)

Yes I followed him after Primer, and I love it.

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Truthfully, Unbreakable is my favourite Shyamalan film.

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Oh hey, it's the only Shyamalaman movie I didn't yell the twist out in the theatre at the beginning.

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You ever see Caaey Affleck in The Killer Inside Me?

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Oh, I spent SuperBowl Sunday doing 4 tire works and I didn't even have to burn a body.

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It's a real decent neo noir, without any heroes. The Ending expresses as much.

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Nope just pain time.

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My hands are exploding drugs time.

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Fuck people who demand your attention. Maybe sometime anything you consider one thing is another.

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OW I CAN'T SLEEP. Probably the last Oliver Stone film I ever cared about.

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Thanks, but, don't make me type, Jim.

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It hurts to scratch my forehead.

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Forgot to mention, blew out tendons in both forearms this week, a little while after a flat tire, and a flat spare.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.

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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010. Dir. Eli Craig)

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010. Dir. Eli Craig)

Wow, I mismanaged this shelf a lot

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So, how's your Willenium going?

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Holy cow, Tommy Lee Jones was a hunk.

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Still... Mitch Pileggi was kind of jacked.

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Like, their office was set in my hometown. It's a train museum in White Rock

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The wee 'uns.

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God, The X-Files makes Vancouver look so bleak.

Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.

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Hawt.

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Alexander Skarsgard in a shirt reading "Hot Buffet 
Open all Day
Eat as Much as You Like"
With leather trousers.

Alexander Skarsgard in a shirt reading "Hot Buffet Open all Day Eat as Much as You Like" With leather trousers.

Sharp

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*ex

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The other week, former WWE wrestler, and exchanging Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura suggested that Minnesota become Canada's 11th province.

Jesse Ventura.

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