"He's headed your way."
"The snack machine?"
"You guys left me in the parking lot."
"I'm stuck in the bathroom."
"Wait... you guys left without me?"
Posts by Johnny Maloney
VALKYRIE -2008 - dir. eugh. Bryan Singer For the record.... eugh.
Hey. It's my diminishing respect for Tom Cruise.
Us, 2019, dir. Jordan Peele.
Pain is kind of nudging me into a weird way.
Upstream Color (2013. Dir Shane Carruth)
Yes I followed him after Primer, and I love it.
Truthfully, Unbreakable is my favourite Shyamalan film.
Oh hey, it's the only Shyamalaman movie I didn't yell the twist out in the theatre at the beginning.
You ever see Caaey Affleck in The Killer Inside Me?
Oh, I spent SuperBowl Sunday doing 4 tire works and I didn't even have to burn a body.
It's a real decent neo noir, without any heroes. The Ending expresses as much.
Nope just pain time.
My hands are exploding drugs time.
Fuck people who demand your attention. Maybe sometime anything you consider one thing is another.
OW I CAN'T SLEEP. Probably the last Oliver Stone film I ever cared about.
Thanks, but, don't make me type, Jim.
It hurts to scratch my forehead.
Forgot to mention, blew out tendons in both forearms this week, a little while after a flat tire, and a flat spare.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010. Dir. Eli Craig)
Wow, I mismanaged this shelf a lot
So, how's your Willenium going?
Holy cow, Tommy Lee Jones was a hunk.
Still... Mitch Pileggi was kind of jacked.
Like, their office was set in my hometown. It's a train museum in White Rock
God, The X-Files makes Vancouver look so bleak.
Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
Hawt.
Alexander Skarsgard in a shirt reading "Hot Buffet Open all Day Eat as Much as You Like" With leather trousers.
Sharp
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The other week, former WWE wrestler, and exchanging Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura suggested that Minnesota become Canada's 11th province.
Jesse Ventura.