Happy Jay's Birthday

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when you go over to a bad bitchs house and she shows you her tomodachi life island and there's no POC

I'm still stuck on Ordinary Corrupt Human Love. I gotta lock in.

I don't know what that green freak is and it should be exiled to a cave and or island

Nintendo at this horrific news

Maka

a black and white photo of a man with his hands folded in front of his chest Alt: shaq timeout

when the video essay is kind of interesting but the youtuber keeps showing their little avatar and its too ugly to physically bear seeing it

toph

Taika Waititi takes an already funny script and riffing on a level that is fricking sublime

i did it, i beat tomodatchi life

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Save me, Kokichi Oma

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

#umamusume

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

had a horrible experience with the northernlion supercruise. someone walked up to me and punched me with no prompting and when i told them they can't do that they just said "appeal to authority" and everyone started laughing at me

Silly Nozomi villain arc AU (couple years after the events of the game would have taken place) #hndr_fa

Zomi

But not our WEEGEE! Couldn't be precious BOWSER! Stealing LOTS OF SPAGHETTI! And he gets to be a PLUMBER? What a PUSSY! I should've FIRE MAH LAZER when I had the chance! And you - you have to DEFEAT GANON!

And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own KOOPA HOTEL! What was I thinking? He'll never HAVE ENOUGH RUPEES. He'll never GIVE CREDIT! Ever since he was THE KING, always the same! Couldn't keep his BALLS out of the CHOCOLATE CAKE!

You think this is HORRIBLE? This? This FUCKING GAY SHIT? He's done worse. That ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! Are you telling me that DOCTOR ROBOTNICK just happens to SAIL IN THE MORNING? No! He FUCKed it! WEEGEE! He defecated through KORIDAI! And I CHISELED him!

I am not DINNER! I am not BAGEL. I knew he swapped those BOMBS. I knew it was TYRANNOSAURUS ALLEN. One after MAMA LUIGI. As if I could ever make such a PINGAS. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't FUCK it. He - he covered his FOOTBALL, he got that BITCH at the TOAST shop to DIE for him.

Um Jammer Lammy !

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Now we just need Ketchup Entertainment to pick Horizon Part 2 back up so we can talk about REAL movies here

A digital ink drawing of the Bomb devil from Chainsaw Man standing on a building with a plume of smoke rising behind her. She is dropping a lit stick of dynamite.

Some fanart of the Bomb Devil from Chainsaw Man I did a few years back.
#art #fanart #ink #ChainsawMan #Reze

Wii Wednesday! New Wii titles!

i don't know why anyone who is hyper-online enough to be checking bluesky regularly is shocked by this - but the other, strangely less talked about side of this is The Youths are also generally way more immersed in what was formerly hyper niche tumblr aesthetics and furry and queer shit