#boycottworldcup #TrumpForPrison #WorldCup #FIFA #BoycottUSA

The cover for this week’s issue is “Wintry Mix,” by Harry Bliss. See what’s inside: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/0dREbA

“L’enfer est plein de bonnes volontés et désirs” — Saint Bernard of Clairvaux (12th century)

“Every time you hear Donald talking about how something is the greatest, the best, the biggest, the most tremendous…you have to remember that the man speaking is still...the same little boy…desperately worried that he…is inadequate and that he…will be destroyed for his inadequacy.” - Mary L. Trump

I’m afraid that ship sailed long ago

Or, here’s an idea, use cricket terminology 🤔❓

Surely they’ve got full plates with Panama, Gaza, Greenland and Canada? You sure they want cricket, too?

Yes, just one. What on earth does “side at bat” mean? Or did you mean “batting side”? If you need any more cricket terms, just let me know

When I grow up, I want to be a Canadian

Some people watch The Godfather for the cinematography, the storytelling, the acting. I watch for the part where Vito’s moustache turns into a tree.

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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Since my car’s now fucked, I’ve been taking the train more and noticed: my thumbs have retired.

The yoof are blitzing their screens with both thumbs. I’m jabbing mine with one finger like I’m selecting floor 3 in a lift.

When did this happen?

@itvx.com How is this app acceptable? Navigating to an episode is a battle. Press a button, wait, nothing. Press again, it jumps past where I wanted. It responds when it feels like it, and even then, not properly. Was this tested on a TV, or did you just throw it out there and hope for the best?

Of course it’s a coup Miss the obvious, lose your republic

Of course it’s a coup. Miss the obvious, lose your republic.
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What a fabulous distraction from work the #BBL has been. Streets ahead of any whiteball tournament anywhere

Bloody #dogooder

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Is it just me, or is Penfold from Danger Mouse on #DragonsDen?

Search on for bastard who gave Trump a map https://buff.ly/4gO6xt0

My superpower is singing the theme tune for #TheTraitors and allowing it to seamlessly morph into Rhubarb and Custard

The Holidays and Hoops. Nothing better…

Doors are open at mine for visitors tonight - especially for those looking to make me the richest man in town.

#ItsAWonderfulLife #AttaBoyClarence

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I wish I had a hobby