> order 100,000 napkins for $0
> ask Claude what to do with them
> they're now AI-powered napkins
> sell a $20 subscription to use one
> exit at $10m on $2m ARR

and somehow people are still poor. it's beyond me

no one does it better than Apple

by strategically planning Apple TV updates, they get to advertise right in front of the Chase Center

everyone else is distracted by "AI"...Aple focuses on real ROI

everyone says AI is taking software engineer jobs

but i just created this PR and now the entire engineering org gets to spend the whole weekend reviewing it

narrative violation

in 2023 all you had to do was press send on this message and you'd get promote to SVP of Special Projects

what you see: an AI startup founder

what you don't see:

afraid of recurring revenue
$1,027,923 spent on AI tokens
best friends are AI assistants
anxiously checking Anthropic's product updates
asking Claude Code to make everything SOC II compliant with zero errors

well this is a first

someone help, not sure what to do here

everyone's freaking out about the Anthropic announcement

but let's just wait to see what IBM (clear market leader) has up its sleeve

or even emerging new companies like Meta

you're bearish.

justin bieber was vibe coding with Claude Code during his Coachella set on Saturday, and you're still bearish?

a friend listed all the AI agents he manages as dependents on his taxes

now he's going to jail where he can focus on his startup while enjoying free food and housing

today's founders are built different 🔥

vindicated

everyone who asked me to "hop on a quick call" is bad at their jobs

i will not be taking any questions at this time.

this is Amazon's path to a $5 trillion company

ship these tables with Claude Code pre-installed

please give me credit when you steal this idea @ Jeff Bezos

your existing org chart is dead. AI ended it.

this is the new standard in the age of AI agents

if you're not scrambling to reorg, you're falling behind

7 things you should pay for the second you have enough money:

1. lawn care
2. Claude tokens
3. personal chef
4. tokens for Claude
5. Mac Mini to use tokens on
6. credits for Claude Code
7. food for wife + kids
8. more Claude Code credits

follow me for more financial advice

wealth hack: name your firstborn "Copilot"

Microsoft will probably assume it's part of their suite of products and spend $100 million to acquire it

if not, they've still got a pretty unique name, which will help them stand out in school

i like to keep ChatGPT on its toes

can anyone explain to me what on earth Apple is doing?

they're hiring for 600+ people

but they literally make the Mac Mini, which can run OpenClaw.

they could spin up tens of thousands of "Staff iOS & macOS Software Engineer, Screen Time" Mac Minis whenever they want

is Apple cooked??

i never hit my Claude limits

that's because i've told Claude to only respond with "No." to all my ideas

follow me for more AI hacks

imagine hopping on a quick call on Microsoft Teams right here

using AI to write an email which then gets summarized by AI

Anthropic just hit $30 billion ARR

what's crazy is they could easily become a $30 trillion ARR company

all they have to do is increase prices by 1000x across the board and according to my calculations, they'd hit $30 trillion

just know if they ever do this, i had the idea first

"gentle nudge on this"

that's fine but i'm nudgemaxxing. this is not gentle this is aggressive. you should feel alarmed and disturbed by my ability to follow-up on filling out the Google Sheet tracking the snacks people are bringing to the potluck

steal my prompt for reducing token usage by 99%

billions of thoughts live rent-free in heads every year.

converting just 1% of those thoughts to paying tenants will unlock the paid thought market. in this essay i will

wow, today i learned

AI won't take quick calls

proof that it is 10x smarter than any of us

if you're psoting on socials, you need to include typos so everyone knows it's a real human

otherwise, there's no way of knowing who's actually posting or not

trust me on this one.

Done. This version is much more to-the-point—and real, I'd argue. Want me to make any more changes?

for many companies today is april fool's day. for us it's just wednesday.

pov you asked Claude to stop updating itself, thus preventing Anthropic from destroying any more startups

low-hanging fruit picker

easiest way to pick low-hanging fruit

fruit pickers for hire near me

why is all the fruit high up reddit