Bard poses in a sweaty gym jock, his arms flexed upwards and standing forward facing the camera

Bard stands with his arms flexed upwards, back facing away from the camera

Contest prep had me fall off of the bike in terms of my gym goals. Now that it’s passed I started getting back on this week and realized how much I missed the pump! Have some new progress pics to keep me accountable.

Well, I did take a progress pic a few days ago

Mainstream media, establishment politicians, and universities bow down to the 1%, and it's up to us to speak truth to power. So now we're launching a new program to do just that.

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I don’t fuck with them once they cut Mannon

YOU: Hi my name is [name]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: Today, President Trump said that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran does not meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. That rhetoric is extreme, dangerous, and disqualifying. 
FOR THOSE W/ DEM ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric and use every available procedural tool to stop further escalation, including support for impeachment and urgent public pressure on congressional leadership. FOR THOSE W/ GOP ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric, press the administration and cabinet to treat this as disqualifying conduct. YOU: Calling this what it is matters. Even if removal is difficult, elected officials should treat rhetoric like this as unfit and dangerous. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS]

Script.

Happy TDOV Magnus! Sick name!

A CRT on top of a 90s PC (with floppy disk) showing the Trans Pride Flag

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility!
We're everywhere and we're cool.

Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

That belly, on a comfy bed, in a warm sunbeam during a lazy afternoon 🥵

I read 3 different Ayn Rand novels as a teenager and still came out of it a leftist so I think you’re ok lol

🙅‍♀️🪖🪔🛢

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

I’ve enjoyed the MEAT stringers, they’re pretty comfy and do pretty well in the wash.

An internet classic.

I’m so excited to be hosting the rubber social and rubber 101 class at this years @iptc.bsky.social 2026! Excited to see all the pets, handlers and their supporters at IPTC 2026 and excited to represent the rubber dogs and @nerubberclub.bsky.social

Yes please 😍🥵

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The world is insane and on fire but I’m still blessed to be surrounded by love. Just feeling really greatful for where my life is rn in spite of the hardships. Take stock of the people in your life and their care for you! That’s what will get us through this.

Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

🫂 hey, nothing to be embarrassed about. We all got struggles and that’s ok.

@oslopuppy.bsky.social & I’s send off event is happening next Friday at the Bike Stop! It’s also a crossover event with Philly Rubber Club! Join us for Jell-O shots, raffles and more!

I don’t even think it’s a strategy to appeal to the bro-Christian types. I think it’s a genuine part of his belief in a Christianity that cares about the downtrodden. I don’t care for it myself because I find the idea of divine punishment repulsive, but I don’t mind anyone who wants to worship Jesus

There’s a gaggle of pups in Baltimore! If you need advice setting up a local event or just want some referrals, feel free to reach out!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Honestly, nothing feels better than executing on a project you’ve dreamed about completing! The relief and the excitement! The world may be doom and gloom but my hands can still create.

It’s a fine line of a a letter. Musky 👍Musty 👎

Call your senators. Text No War to 30403 to be connected. Urgent Action. The Senate will soon vote on whether to block Trump from waging war in Iran. Tell them to vote YES to block Trump's illegal military actions.

Urgent action: Text NO WAR to 30403.

The Senate is voting today whether to block Trump's illegal military action in Iran. Call your Senator and tell them to vote YES. See script in thread.

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Gunnerkrig Court mentioned 👀

Big mood. We should all be allowed to dress like JoJo characters on the regular.