I imagine Tony Khan looks at his twitter app like Norman Osbourne looked at the Green Goblin mask. 🤼

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Bluesky gets attacked. MJF loses the AEW Men's World Championship. Coincidence? Yes... I just wanted to laugh at MJF losing again after Bluesky came back 🤼‍♂️

Darby Allin reflecting on becoming the AEW World Champion.

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All I can say is, I like ballsy moves. I don’t like safety.

I like taking your shots.

I still feel like I need to see the next Dynamite with him as champion. I need time for this to make sense for me.

I guess Ciampa is next? That will be a real test.

Also that whole MJF-Darby main event segment may have been Excalibur's single best call on a vibes level in almost 7 years of AEW. #AEWDynamite

DARBY DARBY DARBY! #AEWDynamite

Darby Allin winning the AEW World Title marks the first time it has changed hands on #AEWDynamite since August 24, 2022.

The infamous CM Punk vs. Jon Moxley match, which went 3 minutes and 10 seconds in Chicago, IL.

Darby Allin

Sting and Darby Allin

Darby Allin WINS the AEW World Heavyweight Title.

#AEWDynasty
#wrestlesky

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. #AEWDynamite

For so long, there was a monopolized idea of what a champion should look like.

Towering. Jacked. Larger than life.

Regular people never stood a chance.

Tonight, determination, drive, and resilience stood tall and towered over everything.

And Darby Allin flipped the script.

#AEWDynamite

Darby Allin Defeats MJF To Win AEW World Championship - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News Darby Allin reaches the top of AEW.

Darby Allin Defeats MJF To Win AEW World Championship At AEW Dynamite Spring BreakThru

What a celebration. Darby is 100% All Elite Wrestling.

From his first match on the 2nd AEW show to this moment, he deserves this run as a champion of the company. He gives you EVERYTHING he has.

#AEWDynamite

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I didn’t see a single rumor, so I’m blind.

Peak decibel levels in Angel of the Winds Arena during AEW Dynamite when Darby Allin won the world championship

Close enough, welcome back BeastQuake #AEWDynamite

I personally loved it. Hiding the Brody King squash from our recent memory with two massive, important title defenses and then unleashing it again to devastating effect really works for me.

i bet nancy drew was sick of the hardy boys’ shit

One day I’m going to be old and irrelevant, and I can’t fucking wait.

GCW’s Brett Lauderdale took to Twitter to thank AEW and Tony Khan for the support they’ve received over the years, despite a few bumps in the road.

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

"There is a very interesting debate raging at the moment about the nature of sin, for example,” said Oats. “And what do they think? Against it, are they?” said Granny Weatherwax. “It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.” “Nope.” “Pardon?” “There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is. “It’s a lot more complicated than that . . .” “No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.” “Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes . . .” “But they starts with thinking about people as things . . . ”

I just think it would be prudent to post this quote from Discworld, no reason for it, really.

This Wisconsin City Ditched AI Surveillance Cameras. Now Activists Want to Keep Going. Some cities are opting out of camera networks like Flock’s, concerned about abuse by police and immigration authorities. Organizers hope Dane County is the “next big domino” to fall.

The breadth of Flock’s surveillance network amplifies the risk of breaches of sensitive data. Officers have repeatedly been caught using the network to stalk romantic partners and Flock cameras have been used to spy on No Kings Day protesters.

Iran's proposal to collect tolls in the Strait of Hormuz violates trade norms To end the war with the United States and Israel, Iran is demanding the right to collect tolls in the Strait of Hormuz as a precondition for reopening the waterway vital to world oil supplies.

To end the war with the United States and Israel, Iran is demanding the right to collect tolls in the Strait of Hormuz as a precondition for reopening the waterway vital to world oil supplies. https://to.pbs.org/3OoC1gd

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Because there will somehow still be people that will try to make a big deal out of Brody not being on TV tonight:

Thank goodness #AEWDynamite is on tonight. ❤️

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Willow vs Queen Aminata

HAPPY RETURN OF THE QUEEN DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

WELCOME BACK QUEEN AMINATA

#AEWDynamite

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.