I think if I put on Gordon Freeman's HEV suit it'd instantly begin administering copious amounts of morphine while voicing concern at the general state of my being.

If anyone thinks this'll just magically fix itself when the current fucker is out of office you don't know how fucking angry the rest of the world is at the US.

A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer

• Helped pay for his med school

• Tried a liberal version but it didnt work

“Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it"

(via WIRED)

*White guy Oba Femi walking*

What's wrong son?

Memorabiliaaaaaaaahhhhh.

🎶 I collect,

I reject. 🎶

Expand head for bigger thoughts.

you get me closer to GUT

On the behalf of Central Africa, what took y'all so long?

The movie doesn't even need a set up. Any hippo could decide at any moment to go on a murder rampage, because they do, and have, and will happily do so again!

I was watching a video of 2 guys playing "hungry hungry hippos"

And he said

"Hungry Hungry Himbos"

And that's GOTTA be a reverse harem romance novel somewhere right??

I’m really thankful that I got to meet you there!
I hope every now and then you still go to a diner and order cake only

It me.

One of the books of all time.

a big possessive plushie fox, with their friend minze cozily stuffed away in their fluff. soon to be zipped up, absorbed, and churned into stuffing. 💛

zipped up, swallowed, and soon to be cartoonishly and magically churned up. 💕

adorable cutie absorbed by a big, GREEDY plushie 💛 ft. @minzebits.bsky.social

paternal joy is cool actually

Dragoness crashing out

"It's hippo time!" followed up by hippoing over everyone.

Worth it.

Hey Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia, what should my fursona be?

"Hippos are vegetarians."

☝️🤓

It me.

'Twas an honor to meet you. 🙏
Not gonna lie, when I order night owl pizza again I will be thinking of you, ma'am. ❤️

I think about everyone of you that I got to meet in person at least once or twice a week.

I can die happy that I got to do it. <3

Anniversary of my FWA trip coming up in a couple of weeks.

Was a special week. <3

So Project Hail Mary is just as emotionally devastating to me on second viewing.

Good to know.

Oh did you not want me to live inside of your walls?

Hm.

Too late now I suppose.

just put a cherry pie in the oven and made a pot of coffee

we do it

Somehow, Inokiism has returned.

I'm not all that into pro wrestling these days but goddamn Oba Femi is fuckin' sweet.