if youre curious it was "jeez, this chilli pie is hot"

a wild headline will get me every time. Wym "chilling last 6 words before man died in pie eating contest"? CLICK

we the people solved the d4vd murder case within a month of the initial story breaking - but good on lapd for catching.

save the dogs and then bring this energy to the next no kings protests thnx

just got done with my shift at the reception desk. lots of wands malfunctioning and magic spells needing to be prepared for lectures today - toads and bats willing. tfigo fr.

sevond night in a row ive been having stress dreams about work and my personal life but reskinned as problems happening at a magical school for mages.

he was a pragmata boy
they where a tomodachi life gamer
could be anymore obvious

ive done the research. when can i join the irish mob? they may be hiring.

"Its finally bus bike walk weather"

this the weather your grandpappy was walking 5 miles each way to school in.

ykw FUCK my car. its finally bus,bike,walk weather.

Industrial Sunset Memories

absolutely beautiful work

why is everything happening on may 9th? what else is going on miss may 9th?

yall remember that scene in The Bee Movie?

it was, in fact, too early - one tornado and hail storm later.

yall... ygtbkm.

not sure if early or late but tomatoes, snow peas, peppers, and a variety of flowers are now potted and prepped for full time outdoor living by may.

r.i.p.

today a quail has been condemned to death by beheading - the public proceedings will begin at 4 pm.

the fact its not out on the morning of the release date is really making me want to rip a nice fat fruity juicy nic vape.

will watching euphoria season 3 make me relapse on vaping?

reboots have a solid 50/50 success rate of being any good and this one was a prime example of top tier execution. 10/10.

my pussy taste like CELSIUS LIVE FIT SPARKLING cherrrry cooolaaa.

what are geese even thinking about?

id pay to watch this. I think we should put more politicians and their kids in the cage!

unsupervised and alone at the office about to make bacon in the confectionery oven.

i hope the building DOES'nt burn down

I want to get stuck in an elevator with strangers for fun

HALLELUJAH! thats too loud, say it nicely.

happy marriage. i hope you have a really good time, okay? and i hope you didn't marry the wrong man

dorian electras feel good inc >