The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Fvck Tucker Carlson!

He made his bed and he will forever be known as THAT piece of 💩

You can have no rage, Republicans, when you lit the fuse.

You just got outplayed

A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.

This is great! 😂

"Whaaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaa! They did what *we* did. Only better. NOT FAIR!!!"

Trump is finding out that leaders around the world are not as gullible and easy to manipulate as his cult base. And he seems genuinely surprised by that. That's the funny part.

😂🤣😂

So it won’t matter if WE can’t afford anything because the robots can. They (the oligarchs, billionaires, etc.) are trying to replace us all. 3/3

You might want to look into the fact that these robots will have the ability to pay for things. They will have internal crypto/bitcoin (whatever) payment systems that they can actually purchase things like memory, battery, or whatever.
2/3

Most Human Beings quite literally have ZERO clue how fvcked the situation will be once businesses REALLY start to replace human jobs with AI Robots. You think we have it tough now? Just wait. 1/3

Fvck Warsh!!!!

You’re a criminal just like the others you degenerate piece of old, moldy, crusty GARBAGE!

He’s going to continue to help DUMP rape the United States of everything we WERE before that disgusting old buffoon took office.

We no longer have a functioning Department of Justice, so pass on the message that they can FATWO. This wannabe dictatorship of an administration IS A HATE GROUP!

Holy shit, it wasn’t your imagination.

Look at this poll.

New Gudelunas Strategies numbers show Xavier Becerra surging, the same momentum we’ve been seeing online.

Not a top-tier poll, but still, the direction is clear: Becerra is rising fast after Swalwell dropped out.

Keep the polls coming!

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Israeli strike hits Gaza church, killing 3 and wounding priest who was close to Pope Francis An Israeli shell slammed into the compound of the only Catholic church in the Gaza Strip, killing three people and wounding 10 others, including the parish priest, according to church officials.

Just hours after war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu sanctimoniously scolded us about how Israel and the IDF respect other faiths.

apnews.com/article/gaza...

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

SHAME

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Alex Jones is a degenerate, just like Dump.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Can confirm…

Is that bad? Seems bad

Wow. To hear a Catholic priest make the connection from the Trump administration to “white Christian nationalism” is 🔥

But let’s not pretend this is new. Christianity was used to justify slavery, and now the right uses Christianity to justify racism.

I appreciate a priest saying it out loud.

RFK Jr’s Roasted Roadkill Peepee

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Words are empty. That won’t keep you elected. DO BETTER!!!

An American from Utah killed her husband.

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for