This coming episode is good don't worry.

Do they? (I'm not arguing, I'm just not really aware of this.)

Seeing the fury when Bluesky went down for a few hours yesterday, I was very glad that I'm not offering any kind of free service to a large number of people.

👀 to say the LEAST.

OK I do get this one.

Hang on, Ticketmaster... are bad guys? What!?

And so you should.

I wouldn't dare.

Just given my laptop a clean with one of those screen wipes. My Lord, you don't know how dirty it is until you do that. What an absolute disgrace.

I gave them fair warning. I will now make no apologies for my actions on the evening in question.

I am not pleased.

I'm joking, you're absolutely fine.

Yep, make the most of it and get a new charger soon!

Agree, it also wouldn't be my number one, but there we are.

I think the lock screen of me is worse.

I, for one, didn't know.

Tonight someone asked for a selfie after the show. I caught a brief glimpse of his phone wallpaper. It was a photo of a big bowl of penne with a tomato sauce. Absolute respect.

I've never forgotten that all toads are frogs, since then. I think about it every time toads are mentioned.

Truly. I've got a bit about this in my show.

I remember 2020 when there was no football, Wimbledon, Glastonbury, Edinburgh Fringe etc and the 'I never liked that thing in the first place' people enjoyed their finest hour.

No Glastonbury this year, but don't worry, Coachella is here for all your 'I would never do that!!' needs. Meanwhile, the people that *do* like going to fun events just quietly get on with doing that.

This is all marvellous. I wondered what happened to the Tactics Truck. I suppose it's too much to ask that Andy himself pops up, talking about inverted wing-backs?

WOAH

In twenty plus years, TV has evolved from 'producers give Gordon a restaurant to visit and shout at' to 'producers give Gordon a restaurant to watch videos of, then visit and shout at'.

Quite. I shook my head very slowly and sadly.

Thank heavens.

They won in the end though, so Emily is alive.

The fax machine is on the blink at the moment. Please telephone if it's urgent or visit the office in person.

I've never felt so mogged, mate.

How long have you all been using the word 'mogging' as if it was well-established in our language? When was someone going to write me a letter to let me know?