Who are you calling Big Nose?

Exsqueeze me, I’m saying this very quietly so my mummy doesn’t hear & feel guilty, but she forgot to feed me this morning, so if by any chance you have a small kipper or some vegan cheese in your pocket could you slip it to me without her seeing? #HelpAStarvingPickleOut

It’s bedtime, everybodys!

Just the snacks, please

I’m wedged between these two cushions and I don’t think I can get out. Please call a hambulance. Ask them to bring snacks

Ooooh! So masterful!

Sometimes my towel sends me a bit unhinged

Exactly. If I did it.

Of course I didn’t eat your plant! How could you accuse me of such a crime?? 😿 Whaddya mean you set up a camera in here??? Aaaagh! It’s AI!!! #FreePickle

Oooh!

Oooh

Oooooh

Ooooh

I’m a tubby tabby with one tortoiseshell leg and a ginger nose. I must be some kind of Frankencat 😿

My paws are spotless!

I’m supervising the floor being mopped!

They do!

Supper? It’s supper time?

Hee hee

Gracie is beautiful too!

Don’t tell my mummy I said that!

Heaven

It works!

If you need me I’ll be sitting in front of the cushion that most enhances my beautiful green eyes.

I’ll defrost your nethers, my Hari!!

Hee hee

Hello Hairys!

Uh oh

We keep forgetting!