i’m sorry. i’m moving for work next week and they gave me $10k to cover my expenses and it wasn’t enough. i’m not saying that as a flex, i’m saying it as someone who can’t imagine how people without that kind of support can get an apartment.
25% went to fees

yeah but like 6 people became extremely wealthier, and maybe that will be me in 10 years if i pick up more shifts.

sam did nothing wrong

pretty cool that with all the shit republicans are doing democrats approval rating is still in the high 20s-low 30s and they refuse to do anything to improve that

my world class city, she has no delivery people

“these people, who are already struggling because these jobs don’t pay enough, will risk having no job at all if anyone tries to improve their working conditions”

in a fair world they would all die from the embarrassment of out foxed by this guy twice.

the future is punching this guy in the dick

this administration is so drunk, horny and lame

billy goat 🤝silly goose

i need to do the same.

probably should've been working on fuel efficiency and getting off dinosaur juice for the last 20 years so we didn't have to see stupid shit like this every couple year when gas prices go up

2 books 1) Songs for a Hard-Hit people by Beth Howard 2)The Extended Universe (How disney killed the movies and took over the world)

happy @haymarketbooks.org day to all who celebrate

French Press? the sex move i invented on 1998?

ooof

what’s the matter kamala, doesn’t israel have a right to defend itself anymore?

it’s always in the last place you look

marge simpson holding a pretzel and text saying “ITS NOTONLY NOT BAD: T'S NOT BREAD: "KNOT BREAD"& YOUGET IT? HUH? "HA-HAR YOU SEE? IDO!”

hell yeah

my grandma babysat a girl whose grandpa was dick payne

wait a minute, in the 70s there was a guy named Peter Bonerz

these fucking assholes with their “well i don’t agree with her on 100% of the things…” nobody every asked for that. it’s so tiring and disingenuous.

i saved enough of them so i’m good

if everything weren't horrible, this would have potential to be one of the funniest things ever

the same assholes who think the pope should stay out of politics?

i was in my mid-late 30s before i ever had one. the texture always weirded me out but i ordered pancakes with banana on them and figured there was no turning back. they weren’t as bad as i expected but probably the last time i had any.

a gold telecaster with a white pickguard

the same telecaster with a black pickguard

this thing looks so much better with the black guard

a big orange cat in a green bag

cat in a bag

dumbest shit ever