Posts by Ndbag Boogeyman
“🥖” Mortal Malware https://qb.foofaraw.press/mortal-malware/
I imagine reading the submissions, sending the contacts, and wrangling the schedule takes up more time than writing and submitting a story in this case.
But as a reader I really enjoy QB, because you get such a varied and quick read on a daily basis.
“🥖” Judging Josiah https://qb.foofaraw.press/judging-josiah/
Promo for consumed, a horror anthology. Red background showing mockups of the books.
Start your week the right way! Grab a copy of this horrifying anthology from all good retailers. books2read.com/consumed-ant...
It's a cool coincidence that my story about space came out the same day the Artemis 2 mission came to a successful conclusion. 😮
The front porch is attached to the capsule!
Now the astronauts can receive their Amazon orders! 🤣
Oh, look! It's a little story I wrote!!!
Always a pleasure (to read the next page). 😉
The "turf" thing and the otter familiar are both obvious and subtle at the same time. The giveaway is her name, of course, and then I do the "mental gymnastics" to arrive at "duh, it's obvious"! But I have to think about it. Great and funny pay-off!!! 🤘🐼🤘
Kind of like Sator Square in Ankh-Morpork.
“🥖” Insufficient Memory https://qb.foofaraw.press/insufficient-memory/
Great idea! And perhaps the cladding for the house and garage could be made out of gingerbread?! 😁
Lol! I think the savings would be minute. And there is the ROI for the rock-inserting machines to be considered as well. 😂
My guess would be that during harvesting a small rock could be picked up/blown in with the lentils and then "survives" the presumable cleaning and packing process?
It was small. 1/4 the size of a lentil & just big enough to notice. It was quite heavy for its size and very hard, not chalky or brittle. I noticed it, because I was using a metal mixing bowl to rinse the lentils.
Had I not noticed I would
a) have swallowed it unnoticed
b) won a trip to the dentist.
I found a tiny stone one time, but nothing since then. At this point my rock collection is never going to get any larger. :/
"Riddles and Ragnarök" is built on Norse mythology, urban fantasy, and a bit of humour. What would happen if Ragnarök happened today? Could the old gods keep us safe? How might the end of the world play out?!
cosmicrootsandeldritchshores.com/fiction-all/...
Here's some good news!!! The Gen X Anthology I contributed a story to is now available in paperback!!! If you prefer a "proper" book over ebooks, now is your chance to snag a copy!!!
www.amazon.com/dp/195702710...
“🥖” Instructions for leaving https://qb.foofaraw.press/instructions-for-leaving/
Please keep us posted!!! For science!!! 🤘😉🤘
Perhaps it oxidizes?! Or, they are referring to thr fact that it is a different colour?! 🤷♂️
Does the creme really change colour as advertised?! 😯
I first read that as "geckopolis", the city of geckos. (Aka your basement).
But geckolepis makes almost as much sense... 🤣
Artemis
Today’s the day! Artemis 2 will take astronauts around the moon for the first time since the 70s!
Well, here's an interesting thing!!! I just stumbled across a review of my story "Riddles and Ragnarök".
And I do agree with the reviewer that some background with Nordic mythology is helpful. BUT... Even if you don't know all of the names, everybody's function/role is explained. So check it out!
Well, here's an interesting thing!!! I just stumbled across a review of my story "Riddles and Ragnarök".
And I do agree with the reviewer that some background with Nordic mythology is helpful. BUT... Even if you don't know all of the names, everybody's function/role is explained. So check it out!
Issue 170, March 2026, is now live for your reading pleasure with four new stories. Enjoy!
swordsandsorcerymagazine.com
“🥖” Run Cold https://qb.foofaraw.press/run-cold/
A gopher snake.
I met this little friend in front of my house this morning.
A friendly and harmless gopher snake.
#snake #wildlife
A lizard came into a bar...
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