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Posts by Conduitry

It's been a long time since I learned something completely new about Git, but today I learned that you can't have a branch called `foo` and one called `foo/bar` at the same time. I guess because stuff under `.git/refs` is Just Files, but it's not something I'd thought of before.

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I have aunts, uncles, and cousins who voted for Trump in 2024. Fuck them. This is more important than family.

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Famous Anus

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Who the fuck at StackOverflow decided to render the timestamp of comments on answers as "over a year ago" no matter how much over a year ago it was? It's hugely unhelpful and implies that comments a year ago or ten years ago are both as unlikely to still be relevant today.

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Anthropic betting on Bun is already paying off, I see.

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Evergreen banner ad from 2010

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I used to like a thing when it was cool to like it ... and now I hate it when it's cool to hate it. Please retweet to support my journey.

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It should be illegal to not tell you until after you clicked on a cool band t-shirt that it's only still available in small or xxl.

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Making an anthology TV series seems like a fascinating and grueling challenge. All of this casting and production design work, and all you get out of it is forty minutes. And in those forty minutes, you need to do all this world building and character development and plot. How do people do it?

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Being able to ask "Why was this code written this way six months ago?" and being able to get an answer that's not newly extruded from a butt in the very instant you asked it is something that's very important that a lot of people seem to not think is all that important.

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Look! An error message from the compiler. It's environmental storytelling.

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The IMDb parents guides are an eternal gift

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How much do you think it would cost to get Sufjan Stevens to cover the 'Over the Pants Handjob' song from Chris Fleming's 'I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens' pilot

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I think it's called "a scanner"

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Unbelievably tempting

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PSLAM 120

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Have they fixed the kerning on Pope Francis's tomb yet

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People sure do like to just say words don't they

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is pissing yourself in your sleep normal

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Welcome to the Eternal September of open source. Here's what we plan to do for maintainers. As contribution friction drops, maintainers are adapting with new trust signals, triage approaches, and community-led solutions.

github.blog/open-source/... Do you realize that you're the fuckwads who helped precipitate the Eternal September to begin with

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It should be a fineable offense to say you've shipped something when all you've done is printed a shipping label for it. How do so many companies fuck this up

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As someone who always thought that removing the "and Providence Plantations" in 2020 was a stupid lame boring distraction, tee fucking hee www.wpri.com/target-12/70...

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lol what a pathetic little shit

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Resigns from what, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

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I had an idea in the middle of the night for a post, and when I woke up this morning and looked at what I had written down, it was a shirt that said TAKING A SHIT IS A POLITICAL STATEMENT with an accompanying link that said PREORDERS OPEN

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Post as though no one is following you

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love too read stream-of-consciousness GitHub issues written by terminally online zoomers

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In England do they say petrol kilometerage

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Speak truth whether it's to power or not

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