My problem with a lot of monsterfucking porn is its notion of non-human erogenous zones rarely extends beyond surrogate cocks. Sure, jack off her horns if you want, but we're still operating on the level of long hard sticky-outy things. I want to see more monsters with erogenous nubs and crevices.
people get very into tentacle porn but there just isn't enough cillia porn around
beautiful 😌
A photo of the Himalayan Monal. The bird is visible in profile. It is dazzlingly colored in shades of green, orange, and blue.
Meet the Himalayan Monal! 🌈 Males flaunt iridescent feathers to attract mates. Found in the Himalayas, this bird lives at altitudes up to 16,000 ft (4,877 m) in summer! It uses its hooked beak to forage for insects, seeds, and berries.
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Noooooooooo
I will forever be greatful to MXTX for the vague nature of PIDW so we can have endless fanfics of stupid wife plots and made up bullshit to feast on in fanfics
Lick the horns... Drag teeth over them a little and make them full body shiver...
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THE feature of this site truly
Female Orgasm Flash has de-anoned, so I give you: Leia sitting on Han's face 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/82639826
we moved too fast past the thing about shen yuan's extensive and passionate opinions about which haircuts are most beautiful on men
Don’t just let it be terrible, LEAN INTO it being terrible, because no one’s going to see it.
I only bring this up because someone mentioned just this week that this trick is useful, but I *still* 30 years in, when stumped, write this on the top of the page.
Oh GREAT point
THIS IS WEIRD
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LMAOOOOOO yeah no that is not gonna be a successful angle. HEB has a higher favorability rating than the entire Texas government 🤣
right like you'd think the obvious leap would be "oh they're EXTRA romantic. too much romance for one person to handle. gotta spread it around."
(polyamory and aromanticism are holding hands much like bisexuality and asexuality tbh)
one skillet eight bowls is NOT IT
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I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
trans ppl are so cool. yes you. the trans person reading this
squidge or filegarden or (lolsob) tumblr
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I just finished!
Oh that was not the set of emotions I was braced for 🥹 #TrigunStargaze
I really like that green and the mix of open/cabinet/drawer storage in this unit
HUGE MOOD
FUCK YEAH
WHAT A BEAUT