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Posts by Dustin Mueller

Good thing no flu ever decimated the military’s ability to fight a war or anything, right?

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If they have read it, they think it’s bullshit that they’re not supposed to profit from it.

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Are cows on the ice considered to *be* a problem?

I’m guessing because of the hooves and their gait. It seems like that wouldn’t work well.

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So Warsh still “owns” a few of those “assets” he obtained through Epstein?

Why, they’d have to be mid-20’s by now…

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C. Going with deGrom because he had a crazy stupid low ERA one year he won the CYA.

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So yes, he does.

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None of these incompetent fucks want to step out of line.

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He's an antivaxxer as part of an antivaxx administration that actively rejects public health as a serious notion

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Which is exactly why we all need to keep telling him “Fuck you, Tucker, you evil enabling piece of shit.”

Every goddamned time he opens his mouth.

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Brett didn’t even win TWO batting titles in the 80s? Damn.

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Tucker knew what he was doing the whole time, and he will be unaffected by any of his words or actions.

Fuck you, Tucker, forever.

FUCK. YOU.

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You’ve gotta be a complete dumbfuck to actually believe anything Donald Trump says.

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Friendly neighborhood financial markets knower here to remind everyone that index futures are trading at 8:30a ET, and in fact trade 23/5 from 6:00p ET to 5:00p ET. Large, liquid stocks trade extensively in pre-market/after hours ~2h before/after regular hours. “The market” is not 9:30a and 4:00p.

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<cough> Trout

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As one of the comments said, “time for tokens.”

This is truly the dumbest timeline.

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I keep saying that for 90% of the products and services we’ve seen in the last 12 years.

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And here I thought it was a French thing, when they got to 80.

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Here’s a hint: he always has been, but when Trump came along, he figured he could show it.

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I’m sure the pandemic and Black Lives Matter broke his brain but both his parents are fascists, his grandfather was a fascist and I don’t believe there was a time when he wasn’t, even if he kept it on the DL.

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WTF? How is Alonso tired with Trout & Arenado? Those two have been around about 20 years longer than the Polar Bear.

I did NOT think I was getting this one.

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All of them? I mean, they were all great hitters. I just don’t know if Boggs hit something like .340 the year Brett hit .390.

Ugh.

ABCDE

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For starters, he’s definitely gonna promise to put ICE at polling places that vote heavily democratic.

I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.

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This makes me incandescent with rage.

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I am also going to file a lawsuit tomorrow

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Saying he’s going to bring Iran “back to the stone ages” and celebrating strikes cuts against a lawful-prosecution defense: that rhetoric shows intention to terrorize civilians,which violates the UN Charter and international humanitarian law.
Trump is a criminal.
But we knew that.

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I hope you attain your dream.

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You ever think that while they’re beaming, they’d just filter out the cholesterol, any nasty viruses, anything that looks cancerous, etc?

That’d be the most beneficial side effect of it.

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But that’s a dream job for a 9-yr old! And I watched a paint commercial where a dog did this, so it was *someone’s* job…

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