Never forget that the child rapist, convicted felon, idiot in the Oval Office threatened to annihilate an entire civilization.

Yup.

And Contreras’ homer makes it 2 hits.

That's all we got? ONE GOD DAMN HIT? YouTube video by Dogs Cats Wiffs

Me, watching the Brewers game:

youtu.be/OvU26k8Fsv0

<cough>

They don’t have anyone working in the regime that’s qualified - they fired them all.

Womp womp. Loser.

If you worry about abortions, don’t - they were all gonna be gay or trans anyway.

can’t help it, this immediately comes to mind, and hell ain’t hot enough 🤬

My response to hearing that was basically…

“Oh well.”

Wait, so someone firebombed the home of a guy leading efforts to create software to make millions of people unemployed?

Huh.

That’s the annular solar eclipse, when the moon blocks out just the mass of the sun, and not the corona.

Which is, IMO, the coolest part about the whole “we’re alive at a time when the moon is that specific distance from Earth for that to be possible” thing.

An even more compelling reason to see him keel over live on camera.

I am so goddamned sick of Netanyahu committing genocidal crimes with weapons purchased and provided via US taxpayer money.

My full support will go to whichever candidates commit to putting a stop to him.

Oooh, nice!

Please tell me there’s a MicroMachine Jeep on top of that last toy Jeep!

Personally, I can’t wait for JD Vance to look like the complete incompetent fucking schmuck he is when Iran negotiations go absolutely nowhere.

a fat man is wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt . Alt: Chris Farley wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt, saying “No idea.”

BAEDC?

Cards players won quite a few, Ned.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Ah shit

The Iran war is going so badly they sent Melania out to bring the conversation back around to the Epstein files.

How 'bout no?

Well, since my work is technically at home...

In case you weren't already aware, April is National Stress Awareness Month.

Yeah, I thought you'd already be aware.

Look, I know it’s post-lunch on a Thursday, but I’m feeing Sunday brunch right now.

Don’t ask why - I don’t know.

√(Ned’s Law)

I'll admit, I sang it in my head.

As Bibi the bringer of death likes it.

So much for being the "champion of U.S. Steel."