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Posts by mystery science butterfly 3000

It's good that Shane is still working on himself, going to meetings and staying sober. I hope these two lovebirds can find each other again once he's in a better headspace. Though he'll have some apologizing to do first, I bet.

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It was really cool to see you there! I hope you get invited back next year. 🀞

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Or the name of a CBD-heavy sativa weed strain.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I shave biweekly. This is my routine:
1. Before the shower, use a beard trimmer all over to get it back down to stubble.
2. Shower.
3. Dry off body. Pat - don't wipe - face dry with towel gently.
4. Shave.
This gets me down to baby-face with a minimum of nicks and cuts.

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Oh, brother!

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Just about lost it when I watched you play this song on boat. First laugh of the day. Thanks for the autograph! 🎸

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Congrats! Looking forward to seeing you there. If I brought my ukulele, would you sign it for me?

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Punkboy is right. You should be on your third screwdriver by now. Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Until I scrolled down and saw that this was made using an image generator, I thought KG was going to release an album relating to kids or something. Several of them are dads so I wouldn't be surprised. Hopefully they do the county/bluegrass album first tho 🀣

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Lt. Cdr. Worf,
We have reviewed the footage of this incident. What you call 'combat' is more accurately termed 'using your new bat'leth to open a locked door between you and the mess hall'.
You have besmirched the honor of your house with your lies, and no warranty or refund will be issued.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I don't ask for much. I only ask that the people who are behind the incessant phone calls I get every day for a variety of scams get put into wooden stocks. Then while they sit there and rot, we can take every bit of their ill-gotten and plundered wealth and redistribute it to the needy. Who's in?

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perhaps... perhaps it is time to whip the llama's ass once again

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I didn't know that Neutral Milk Hotel has a new album out. Awesome

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Magnetic hooks with strong rare earth magnets. You can use them to hold items on the wall in your cabin so you can expand your storage.

2 months ago 4 1 0 0

Someone taught a dog to text and the first thing they realize is that they're depressed? Glad it's not just me lol

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Damn that was awesome!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!

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Headcanon: it's raining, and Nell is taking most of the day off because they don't need to water the crops. This is a candid shot of them on the way to the couch to snuggle under a blanket with Shane to watch the rain. β€οΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜Œβ€οΈ

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Cheers Andy, and congrats on the new house!

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My favorite Everett comic is the one where he whines about his wife's biscuits and compares them to his mother's biscuits in the first panel, then his wife unexpectedly agrees with him when he winces in prep for her attack in the second panel. Lol

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he feet too big for he gotdamn shoe

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This is profoundly disturbing.

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Morning.

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This is from Ted Lasso. Very good show.

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When you're inking, you're more than halfway blinking already, so your body is just being efficient.

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they spent all their money on bullet blanks so all the foley could afford was dollar store wrapping paper, a soup can full of pennies and a lonely kazoo. the movie is legit though, love watching it.

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Australia got some killer posters this tour. Jelly!

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Boner? Buy 'er a drink first.

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"You say you're going to Hollywood, my son? How coincidental. I have brought my Holy Wood. Kindly remove yourself from my seat before I use it to bless the side of your head."

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