I'm not fooled at all, the most I expect of we're loud enough is for a rollback and to pretend this never happened. I am livid with the whole situation.

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How's the celebration going?

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They "care deeply" about the legacy of Tomb Raider...

I'm so over this "unified" slop they keep pumping out, it just looks like reboot fan art from 2020 that I avoided like the plague. She doesn't resemble classic or lau Lara at all. Lara is more than her accessories and shorts fyi.

Some people will disagree

7 years ago Shadow was released & the forces in charge of TR decied it would become a collab only IP while they sit & watch Capcom have success making games while starving us with a cookbook rushed remasters that got abandoned & serving fake gameplay trailers for Perfect Dark!

Now YOU can make your own Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness-style game — even a sequel! Thanks @davisho5988/Mr.Croft on Twitter.

I'm only posting this here in case he isn't on this app.

He built a full AOD gameplay framework in Unity, designed for PSVita (PC exportable too).
🔗 GitHub: t.co/3vHyo7b3sq

Werner Von Croy did everything Trinity & Richard Croft couldn't for the plot and he didn't overstay his welcome unlike some dragged out themes.

Bored on BlueSky? Download Patch 1 now!

BlueSky is boring but Lara isn't.

Oh that's nice! I'm fine too I just wanted to bitch about nothing because it's what I do best.

God this place makes fucking sick I never see a fucking conversation ever fucking happening on here because everyone is too busy pretending to be fucking nice you fucking whores! Also hi how are you all doing???
#Goodvibesonly #NiceThings

Are we ready to admit bluesky is boring?

I sense a Tinashe takeover around here the hoes on here better watch out!

Stop trying to make bluesky happen! It's not going to happen! Also hi!

Did I fix her??? 😭

I kinda wanna say TR4-6 Remaster leaked on twitter but idk if they're stupid enough to fall for it?

Twitter is also bitchy we'll see if ot kicks off here I'll be surprised if does though.

We still haven't seen these locations get a reveal!

So far this place is dead but only time will tell

Be careful what you wish for!

Finally!

Same 💀

They need the drama so they can claim their holy saunts sent from the heaven's to "fix" the community but they know they're nothing without us demons.

If you're ugly and you know it and you really need to show it strap your backpack strap!

They wanna pretend their above ot all but there's a reason why twitter isn't dead yet and that's because they all thrive off the cesspool that it is! Look at how good we have it here when it's a "utopia" 💀

Dedicated to the irresistible @caesum.bsky.social

Smile if you're the ugliest Lara model in the franchise! 😁