LBJ always said "We both know it would be very unpleasant if anything bigger were to become public." right before he pulled out his hog.

Living in Joe Biden's America...

Me riding away from home on my bike with a tailwind: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me riding back home with a head wind: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Phew... For a second there i 5hought I was in Akron again

Come on. How hard is it to not drone strike people?

I've never seen a container of Pepsi large enough to have noticeable tides

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Maybe add some bollards too?

Narvi was the worst with typos

Bears smell like dirty old dumpsters...

Still more pleasant than most guys

Ohio State already did that and are now hiring a PR person for the department after one of their professors assaulted a journalist

Fuck all the people around him too. If more than 30 women are coming forward, people around him had to know what was up.

I thought lab grown meat was still in development. I didn't realize arbys already brought it to market.

Snob ass water fowl!

I don't know the age range of this group, but I do know people my age have internalized some serious misogyny. So many GenX people are absolutely brain cooked when it comes to sexual assault.

I get like that when im hungry too

Didn't realize you were practicing for the armageddon when you decided to run to New Vegas.

The Day After really fucked me up when I was a kid. It didn't help when my uncle told me not to worry, our small midwestern town would be a prime target due to the industries surrounding us.

Tell that @nameshiv.bsky.social's brother in law.

Gritty with a pillowcase full of D cells.

You have to ask where it's at every time? Are you just going to different stores because you think the employees will point at you and say "There's the guy who calls beef broth beeth!"?

Everybody knows that the University of Latveria is a diploma mill.

Rule 9 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

What was that about people having fetishes around getting yelled at, and not indulging them

I was RSV negative until about 26 years old. The red cross blood drive people loved seeing me come in, telling me how special my O negative and RSV negative blood was. While my blood was mostly used for people with compromised immune systems, it made me acutely aware of how RSV isn't a joke.

Is Adam Sessler the ovelap in this venn diagram?

That's not even a router.

Bring me Solo and the wookiee.

Not to mention the growing number of anti-vaxx dipshits from a generation of people who've seen what can happen to people who get polio