I appreciate this 💜

Normally I'm unapologetically myself when it comes to merch, plushies, ect that I own. In that specific moment though I wanted to curl up and die. And for once I felt like maybe I need to get rid of the things in my office and keep my suit heads in storage.

A pest control guy came into my office while I was working and told me he was going to skip an area to "avoid hitting the little one's toys".

....I don't have kids.

𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ…

Bringing this back since I just started watching The Boys season 3

I'm begging norovirus to leave us alone. Last month our friends had it and then I got it. Now Pro has it and it sent him to the ER on Friday.

"I know it's AI, BUT look at this song/video/artwork-"

Do you ever have a curse doodle idea and you just HAVE to get it out of your brain?

A painting of a bird beside the text "there's not enough space in my brain for this shit"

💜 Happy 9th Year Wedding Anniversary to my husband doggo, @prochovask.bsky.social 💙

Adorable art by @skippylynn.bsky.social

❌ Just touching grass
✅ Touching grass and an ass

I had been taking photos with her every year to track how big my cherry bush was getting. This was the first year that it is covered in blossoms and she's not here.

Song inspo is Orange County by the Gorillaz

𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ…

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

My fanart for the cartoon "The World of Centaurs"

Doggo gets treato

GOOD LUCK 💜💜💜 You got this!!

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

Miserable levels of eepy

I 1000% blame my humor on @prochovask.bsky.social I'm like the store brand version of him when it comes to comedy

WAIT WHAT PHRASE I DONT REMEMBER AND I SAY CURSED SHIT ALL THE TIME

I can't stop thinking about how my trainee said she hasnt laughed this much in years after spending so much time with me. That's such a big compliment to me, but at the same time it hurts my heart.

A YEAR?!? Big friggin yikes

Need to bulk up the neck and general body, but pretty close

Yesss!!

Begging Microsoft to discontinue Copilot. I'm seeing people hooked on it like a drug and it's turning them stupid.

the icon || the artist || the work