Oh FFS

I can see your lips are moving but all I can hear is "I'm an insufferable cunt"

And why is the US military still able to use UK bases?

Why is Palantir - a US spy tech company - so embedded into our vital infrastructure?

And why do we have a Labour Govenrment who absolutely cower at the idea of speaking out against the criminal President?

Claudia Roden is a boss. The big book of Jewish food also highly recommended if you haven't got it

a carrot, like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing

Haunted food. My mum spiralised a carrot, and the result is like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing.
#CursedCarrot

Overheard in the Cotswolds:

"Having no money is easy because you have fewer decisions to make"

Very impressive to publish a research paper at all when you were born yesterday.

Took me three passes at this before I understood what was going on

Jay Weinberg looking like if Zohran Mandani and Nandor the Relentless had a child

Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg is Zohran Mamdani’s Wario pass it on

I see we're on the shit LLM-powered autodiallers telling me I'm owed money for dodgy car finance despite never having bought a car timeline.

So tired of this

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Ridiculous attention to detail... I tracked down where Thriller was filmed so I could get a clean version of the correct background wall.

Scooby Doo in the Thriller video

🎵'ros its a Riller!🎵

‘The tide is turning’, Green party leader tells crowd at march against far right – as it happened Organisers claim half a million people are marching through central London, protesting against the rise of the far right

How can the BBC justify how much coverage they give other marches which are significantly smaller in size?

The bias is so obviously blatant.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

One of the many reasons I had to leave the BBC - shameful - a lascivious obsession with the far right and a refusal to believe just how many people believe in fairness , justice and diversity

Photo of a cuneiform tablet with some dark spots on it.

We therefore learn from this learned commentary made by a Babylonian scribe over 2000 years ago, that in the Akkadian language, the word shitti means "shit"

Everybody is getting enraged about a fake disability claimant who had to repay £23,000

The billionaires in the UK under pay £32,000,000,000 of tax every year

£23,000 is 22 seconds of the tax they avoid

In the time you read this Tweet they stole more, and they never pay it back

this exceeded all expectations

paying to watch the new Harry Potter directly funds trans genocide, the entire series has already been adapted faithfully, nothing will ever top the experience of reading the books as a child, and this tv show will literally never be completed, but hey—at least it looks really ugly and boring

Not sure why this got enfuzzificated (technical 'puter graphics term) but here is the original in sharp-o-vision

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

They could make legislation that fixes all this immediately. They won’t, because the Labour Party believes it is politically useful to ostracise and punish trans children.

The Labour Party is an immoral, cruel organisation.

Fuck this shitty government, fuck the previous shitty government, fuck the shitty wizard book bitch, fuck all her terfy mates, and ya know what, fuck the girl guides for caving and excluding little girls from activities with their friends.

This is fucking shameful

The Prodigy's The Fat of the Land CD with Mr Krabs from Spongebob

still doing Cartoon Music for @b3ta.com

The US government has agreed to pay TotalEnergies $928 million to cancel its offshore wind leases and redirect the money to oil and gas instead.

This is happening during the worst global energy crisis (per IEA) in history and as rising prices put huge pressure on households and businesses.

welcome to the stage Shabana "Don't Threaten Us With A Good Time" Mahmood