Posts by Poco
this was low effort but I couldn't stop having this play in my head
Two sandwiches made with Belgian waffles as the "bread", filled with eggs, cheese, and bacon
IHoP Ultimate Waffle Stack (2018-2019): These "breakfast sliders" featured two eggs, white cheddar cheese, and SIX strips of bacon, all sandwiched between Belgian waffle wedges, and covered in a sweet maple glaze
Finally, Angelica where she belongs: Stuck in a deep fryer
A bag of Reeses' brand peanut butter cups filled with grape and/or strawberry Brand X jelly-like substance
The Reese's people did something similar recently. I tried them myself. They were terrible.
A sparkling rainbow arcs across some clouds, landing in a glass pitcher of red liquid, next to 2 packets and a cannister of Kool Aid
Kool-Aid Rainbow Punch (1984-circa 1988): This powdered drink mix was marketed as a blend of SIX different fruit flavors (and thus multiple colors) in one, hence the name
A yellow metal tin of Nestle Quik, with an image of the Rabbit drinking chocolate milk out of a massive glass through a striped straw, above the words "cookies n cream"
Nestle Quik Cookies 'n Cream (1995-1998): Powdered drink mix, that made your milk taste like cookies 'n cream ice cream, made with real crushed Oreo-type sandwich cookies
A white candy bar wrapper with an image of a smiling Chipper Jones in a generic blue and red cap, next to the words "Chipper Bar", wherein the "i" is dotted with a star
Chipper Bar (1997-1998): A milk chocolate bar, filled with crisped rice, released to honor then-Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones, who pushed for these bars to be sold to schools in Georgia at half price, so they could be used as a fundraising tool.
This box aesthetic is peak "90's dad with a generic office job, wire frame glasses, gold watch, and leather briefcase, drinking orange juice and chuckling at Garfield before getting in his Lumina and making small talk about last night's "Wings" episode at the watercooler" cereal
An ad featuring an image of a whole rotisserie chicken being carved with a large knife. The copy reads "the NEW gold standard in chicken taste"
KFC Rotisserie Gold (1993-1995): Looking to provide an alternative to their fried chicken, KFC rolled out a line of roast chicken, marketed as being "deep marinated", slow roasted in rotisserie ovens, and made with their signature blend of herbs and spices. They were sold whole, halves, or quarters
An ad featuring a hand holding up a small slice of pizza. The copy reads "Introducing Zappetites. Proof that kids can make it on their own", next to images of cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, potato skins, hot dogs, and a microwave
Oscar Mayer Zappetites (1987-circa 1993): A line of frozen, snack-sized foods, such as cheeseburgers, pizza, chicken nuggets, potato skins, and more. This was Oscar Mayer's attempt to join the rapidly growing late-80's market for quick/easy microwavable snacks and meals targeting latch-key kids
Two popsicles wrapped in plastic--one red, one cream-colored, with the Zaxby's logo. Each one is flanked by a packet of dipping sauce
Zaxby's Sauce-sicles (2022-2022): To celebrate "Sauce-Tember", the chicken restaurant chain teamed up with gourmet frozen confectionary Frios to create popsicles based on their dipping sauces Check this thread to learn more!
A red bag with the rainbow Skittles logo. A red Skittle is seen being covered in a cascade of white, creamy substance. Four half-covered Skittles are lined up at the bottom
Skittles Dips (2020-2023): Classic Skittles fruit candy, but covered in a thick, "creamy yogurt"-flavored coating.
A yellow, red, and white ad with an image of a cookie shaped like and decorated like Ronald McDonald
The Big Ronald McDonald Cookie (1980-1980): A crunchy vanilla cookie, decorated with hard yellow, white, and red royal icing to look like the iconic clown mascot. It was significantly larger than McDonald's standard cookies, measuring in at around 6". Seen here via @consumertc.bsky.social !
A glass bowl of rice krispies and yellow milk, sits next to a red, yellow, and white cereal box that reads "Kellogg's Banana Bubbles" and 3 drinking straws. In the background is a 1950's style diner affixed with 2 giant peeled bananas. The copy reads "the cereal that thinks it's a milkshake"
Banana Bubbles (1994-circa 1996): Banana-flavored rice krispies that turned milk into a bright yellow, banana-flavored, milkshake-adjacent substance. It was released exclusively in the UK, and developed a strong cult following.
A yellow Lay's bag, red Doritos bag, and blue Ruffles bag, all with the "WOW!" logo
Lay's WOW! Chips (1998-2003): A line of fat free chips, made with Olestra, a fat substitute. Available in Original, Ruffles, and Dorito varieties. Each bag stated "Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools." Check this thread for a *COMPREHENSIVE* look at this infamous snackline!
If you thought that was weird, wait till you hear Bart Simpson sing about how much he wants to be a Care Bear.
a drawing of the villain from Vampire Survivors kissing The Defect from Slay the Spire 2. To the bottom left corner there is a screenshot showing the Steam bundle which includes Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2.
me and @megacrit.com wanted to touch decks so we made a Steam bundle 🥰
get Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2 for 10% off & say goodbye to your free time 😌
3D Pinball: Space Cadet for Windows XP
If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
that one level in Super Mario 3D World:
The sheer lack of enthusiasm my students have for the MCU these days is kind of astonishing. Even my passing references to it don’t really land anymore. If they’re 19 or 20, Endgame was when they were in elementary or middle school. Marvel hasn’t been relevant since they were literal children.
oh thank god, joe russo is actively trying to mercy kill capeshit movies. we'll finally be free!
Chris Stamper said it is vital to eat every Nibbly-Pibbly in the original Snake Rattle N Roll to fully understand the story of Snake Rattle N Roll Xtreme.
They’re calling it the most “Thanks but I’ll be seated for Dune 3” movie release of the year
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I've heard of "balls off the walls", but this is ridiculous.
Time starts to bend in THE SHADOW UPDATE, launching for free next Monday, April 27, on all platforms!
Featuring:
🧑🏭 2 new characters: The Tunneler & The Tiptoer
🏐 11 new balls
🌀 4 new passives
🏛️ 1 new building