I would like to announce that I will not be playing on CY Fest

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I still prefer their old logo

Iron Sheik Voice: WHERE IS MY GRAMMY FOR MAKING THE JABRONI HULK HOGAN HUMBLE?

Iron Sheik Voice: FUCK THE PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL

Iron Sheik Voice: FUCK THE JANUARY

Iron Sheik Voice: I WILL PUT THE ROBLOX CEO IN A CAMEL CLUTCH AND MAKE HIM TAP LIKE A JABRONI

Good morning. Roblox must be laid to waste.

Iron Sheik Voice: IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS GO FUCK YOURSELF

In no particular order, here are my favorite albums of 2025

A big accomplishment this year is that I am officially outliving Ian Watkins

I wish all Chinese restaurants a very profitable Xmas

Iron Sheik Voice: ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HULK HOGAN

I routinely torment @rotarydial.bsky.social by stealing his hats for the Megalolz

I am elated to find out there has been a Swedish Chef x Cell crossover. TRULY THE CROSSOVER WE NEEEEED.

Casual reminder that Roblox must be eliminated.

Gentle reminder that being a Lostprophets fan in 2025 removes you from my will save from drowning list

The inmate who took out Ian Watkins definitely did it for the Megalolz

Iron Sheik Voice: FUCK THE LOSTPROPHETS AND IAN WATKINS FOREVER I SPIT ON HIS CORPSE

Lostprophets’ paedo Ian Watkins stabbed to death by con in jail attack PAEDO rocker star Ian Watkins has been murdered in jail in a brutal knife attack by another con. The ex-Lostprophets frontman was ambushed and had his throat slashed after inmates were unlocked fro…

I hope the knife was ok

www.thesun.co.uk/news/3697432...

Friends don't let friends buy AI chatbot pendants

The only thing @rotarydial.bsky.social has in common with Kanye West is that they like fish sticks

Why is @rotarydial.bsky.social cringing? Wrong answers only

Metal Threat 2025 is definitely reminding me of Electric Zoo 2023, Blue Ridge Rock Festival 2023, and Capulet Fest 2024

Metal Threat 2025

Or

Fyre Fest 3: Kvlt Edition

I need to season @rotarydial.bsky.social

The next level is to throw food at their short ass

Deal with it, @rotarydial.bsky.social I am entitled to all your hats

What is @rotarydial.bsky.social all time favorite dessert?

Strawberry shortcake