Needed this thank you

I need to make sure certain people know about this account, so they scroll through the posts and go oooohhhh!

And those people are @floregonian.com
@mementomorty.bsky.social
@traumasoapboxes.bsky.social

perfection 🤌🏻🤌🏻

ugh noooo. I’m so sorry. I just read through the comments…. hope it stays stable and they find the source. Hugs to you and the fam

Hi everybody make sure and overcook your turkey tomorrow so nobody talks about how moist it is

Neeed

A gray plate of bright orange noodles. Truly bright orange.

Eating “medium” Pad Thai the color of Hot Cheetos before lifting because my body is a temple (a beautiful structure that should be preserved)

He is a delightful human in a pink bunny suit that’s why I suppose ❤️🤣

The dramatic ellipsis… “normal” “lol” and the quote skeet for the dunk tells me this wasn’t a genuine ask, but we shall agree to disagree
have a fab day

He just shakes his head and lols

I need a velvet track suit

WHOMST

It’s so hard sometimes… I see you💜

EZ IO kit, an intraosseous access kit for securing access to the bloodstream.

Old McDonald had no veins,

In this house we don’t mock others for not knowing what we know

You can’t defibrillate a snowman

Absolute movie gold

My skin is clear, my bills are paid, my life is changed

The Netflix advertisement for Hot Frosty. The main characters stand together in the center holding hands, smiling at the camera. Dustin Milligan is on the right in a sleeveless work suit, wearing a red scarf. Lacey Chambert is on the right in a green dress.

If this doesn’t win an Academy Award I riot this is actual art

Me: Alexa, remind me to get to the gym.

Alexa: Gin has now been added to your shopping list.

Me: Meh, close enough.

I’m still chortling ohh

The sexual tension between me and this paper plate of Thanksgiving food

Oh yeah I agree with that

Gravy is self-care 😊

Love this!!

Those drippings need to be in your dressing.

Trust me.

Yes! I save some for the dressing too!

Also be smooth adding the liquid, don't panic. Go slowly and smoothly and you'll end up with a nice gravy w/o the lumps. Gravy should be fun, it's the last step before plating up the meal - enjoy the process.

I am just 3 llamas in a trench coat