Guided tasting of 5 cider styles

Cider time!

Can we get a Google doc/pdf? My goodness

I saw this in the theater for some reason.

Did not even pass gas!

I was on that train!

There's only one thing left for the Mets to do: sacrifice Grimace to the sea gods at second base during the 7th inning of their next home game.

what is the mayors plan to save us from the Mets

People are like "wow this really drives home what being a Mets fan is like" and idk falling apart in mid-April seems way more merciful than what usually happens with the Mets

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

how is this literally happening in real life

Salute to an all-time tweet

It’s one instance of voters actually paying attention enough to actual reality and changing their views accordingly

Costco has large bags on the naked ones, but that’s only useful if you’re a member

picture of a bacon egg and cheese with the caption: DC people — there's a place called Call Your Mother that makes an incredible bacon, egg and cheese. That is all

seeing the TMZ DC guys’ posts from the last week is like viewing the instagram stories of a DC summer intern lol

Jim Beam and the Mets tweet because we need it

Luv 2 watch baseball

Consecutive nerd popes is one of the best things to have happened in contemporary religion

What Is Palantir? An FAQ. The Peter Thiel–founded, ‘Lord of the Rings’–inspired company has a massive government presence and is seemingly always at the center of controversy. So, uh … why does hardly anyone know what it does?

For anyone who's waking up to this Palantir statement, I wrote a guide to the company and the fatuous chauvinism of its "defend the West" cosplay ideology a few weeks ago

In a scene from the B&w movie Scrooge (1951, released as A Christmas Carol in the United States) an adaptation of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol (1843), Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge has awoken on Christmas morning after being visited by the three ghosts, he leans out the window and tells: YOU BOY ARE THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ OPEN OR CLOSED TODAY

All of this because they're too chicken shit to rebuke a decomposing pedophile

I mean it’s simultaneously widely disliked in polling and via the revealed preferences shown by usage numbers one of the fastest growing consumer products basically ever, is the thing. Both can be true.

If your thing is inventing demons on the left in order to depict progressivism as some kind of disease, go be a Republican. I think Beshear is basically a good guy, but this kind of self-credentialing is pandering trash.

Remember Google +?

lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory

Me to Australian Bluesky users

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism