Secured a last minute #Switch2 preorder for pickup tonight at midnight! 🤗

So I guess Foxtrot Delta Taco is more appropriate now? #FDT

This is what my phone sees when I'm doom scrolling at the airport waiting for a flight to deplane 😅

I need the Internet to talk me out of buying a MacBook Air. After finally being done at AWS, the only thing I miss is my MacBook Pro.
I'm working on my 7 year old Asus Zenbook that works fine, but I miss macOS 🥺

The problem I've seen is that Trump supporters welcome the crisis. They are not invested, and are not affected. They see Wallstreet pain as a good thing 🤷‍♂️

*he thinks he knows 🤦‍♂️

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I'm not one for #foodporn. Hell, I only know a few recipes, lol, but I LOVE my cast iron skillet 😋🥰

You got this. Burritos fall apart too, but they're still great. Don't sweat the haters. Take your time. Baby steps.

I sometimes dream of the good old days, when all you had to do for cybersecurity is ensure sendmail was up to date :)

Hey Subway, any foot-long over $5 is overpriced. You did this to yourself.
#neverforget #5dollarfootlongs 😄

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀

If you're not ssh'd into a remote shell, and running irssi in screen to keep up with OG IT friends from 25 years ago, are you really deserving of that senior IT job title? 😉

I still can't believe there is no treatment or cure for tinnitus 😔

“Transitioning” from 50 straight months of job growth, a 400% rise in manufacturing construction and the best back-to-back years for the stock market in a quarter century. 🤡

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I'm updating the firmware of my mouse. What the fuck did I just type? 😅

No matter what's going on in your life, there's some form of potato that can make it better. ❤️

@cnbc.com Joe Kernen is such a miserable fuck. Why the hell do you keep him on the air 😬

Follow me for more life hacks 😅

I feel this. I removed just about every news app from my phone, but that feels wrong as well. Can't ignore it, but don't want to see it. What a world.

You know you're old when you have to replace your leaky garbage disposal, but are excited about getting a more powerful one to replace it 😅

Who dis? Prank caller! Prank caller!
Maybe we'll all get lucky and someone blows his airplane out of the sky.
Too much? 😅

Tried something new today. Steak in a cast iron skillet. Oh my god. Amazing.
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I know you all love President's day sales. But somehow y'all didn't get the memo that the presidency has already been sold 🤷‍♂️

Ozzy in his natural state 😅
#caturday

Yes

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

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*closes apps*

Elon Musk's X sues Lego, Nestlé and more brands, accusing them of advertising boycott The new defendants added into the legal filing included Lego, Nestlé, Tyson Foods, Abbott Laboratories, Colgate-Palmolive, Pinterest and Shell International.

Yes, exactly. Suing your advertisers is exactly how you're gonna get back into their good graces 😅😅😋🙄