Guy at the salon “the scariest place in the world is a Walmart in America”.

Someone last night asked me where are my usual spots (context is for beer). I replied “my home” 👵🏼

Agreed!

Drink craft beer instead 🍻

People really should just drink a better beer.

Is he even allowed to be that close to children?

This is probably the first time the Portland Police have made me happy.

Have your ex’s ‘heart’ devoured by a wildcat this Valentine’s Day For a $50 to $75 donation, staff at an Oregon sanctuary will write your ex’s name on a “bloody heart” to be fed to one of their resident wildcats.

For a $50 to $75 donation, staff at an Oregon sanctuary will write your ex’s name on a “bloody heart” to be fed to one of their resident wildcats.

Trump is like a kid having a temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his way: “I can’t fly my plane where I want so I’m going to issue a tariff” is basically “I didn’t get what I wanted so I’m telling on you”. Such an embarrassment.

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate | CNN Business The total number of Champagne shipments from France sank by almost 10% last year to 271 million bottles, marking the second consecutive year of declines.

Champagne sales have lost their pop as people around the world aren’t in the mood to say “cheers.”

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And brewery!!