reading about the Geese marketing psyop and deciding that the PR firm has also generated all my haters

you used to be able to make an honest living posting “diarrhea yeehaw” but things changed

i will forever find “analog” shortening to “anal” funny

gonna go to guitar center and see how long they let me call a rectifier a rectal fire

thinking about the music business

synthesizers

whats up youtube today were gonna take horse drugs and look at instagram stories for 3 hours and click on all the ads

diarrhea of the soul

the world may be awful but you can always buy a synthesizer

why are cops called pigs? aren't pigs like really smart and lovable?

thanks for following me here on twitter

his solo music should obviously be called GOOSE

having a time

doing my part for the cause (buying a soma lyra-8 to make awful sounds with)

waking up in a cold sweat thinking about jimmy kimmel isnt what i expected fascism to feel like

protein infused pretzels and skibidi toilet blind box at the truck stop. i tire of the modern world

posting is a lost art

there is no ethical non-monogamy under capitalism

i’ve had a really long day

i just realized there's gonna eventually be a mysterious guy hardcore revival

guy doing salvia video from 2006: “i have to go to outer space now”

what happens next

watching livestream Actual War Footage as a treat

i love looking at my social media feeds riding a violent pendulum between "please come to my show" and "here's how to not get killed at a protest"

clogging up twice as many hard drives anxietymachine.bandcamp.com/album/dissoc...

wild that i can upload music to sit on streaming platforms servers at a whim

people who are clove to eat always the best people

i wonder what kind of catharsis will be granted via singing along to Better Son/Daughter with 1000 other millenials

inventing bandcamp saturday