Maximum lethality = More service members die from the flu.

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

feel like if they sent out covid stimulus checks they can send out tariff refund checks

Mid-50°s. 😎

"Your job is so fun," yes, but did you know I have to single handedly fight no fewer than sixth algorithms every day for the privilege of telling people to not set their beds on fire.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Also, vote yes

Virginia: if you haven't gone to vote yet you gotta go do it today because you can't do it tomorrow

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

I have never in my life had to leave a little girl in Kingston town, and I don’t intend to start now.

They introduced this emoji perfectly timed right when I entered my most baggy eye stage of life. 🫩

I’ve got “Jamaica Farewell” stuck in my head. I need it to stop.

During the peak of COVID, a number of parents learned or re-learned that teaching is difficult. But this has had no lasting impact. Hasn't translated to calls to increase teacher pay, for example.

PT 🏆

I missed yesterday.

Home Search for your polling place in Virginia, and find out what's on the ballot for the next upcoming election.

Hey, neighbors! If you haven’t voted YES on the referendum, today is the day to do that. Find your polling place: www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...

Dog walk 🥉

It wasn’t me, I swear! Higgins vehemently turned us around to come home when we had only reached the end of the block.

a man is using a fire extinguisher to put out a fire in the dirt . Alt: a man is using a fire extinguisher to put out a fire because 420 was yesterday, Bitch.

4/21

Yes. Our papers and grants that mention Covid are rejected at a disproportionately high rate. The topic evokes shame and guilt among those reading the documents.

This is true. No one wants to admit COVID still exists or ever existed. Quite incredible. Where are the huge conferences dedicated to COVID, like there still is for HIV?

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I laughed out loud and I’m so mad.

Weaving through the crowd, I fire numerous warning shots into the air, stick the pistol back into my waistband, and shriek as it burns the fuck out of my dick.

You absolute dipshit.

A Rubik’s cube with straggly hair all over it

Pubic’s cube

Saw a thumbnail of a picture of my face and thought it was my mom.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

23 hours for work
23 hours for rest
23 hours for what we will

A head line about a 69 hour work day

Nice.

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

Happy about your decision to vote to confirm this loser, @schiff.senate.gov? Vote against every single one of Trump's appointees FFS!