I don't have to like him but God bless the people that do. Also it's important to at least respect whoever our current president is 🇺🇸

Banana pudding is too powerful of a dessert... The Brits cannot know about this

Time to have my daughter eat none of this

Need @libbycwatson.com to weigh in here on my first Yorkshire

God I really hope it happens

Thinking about the worst gifts my dad ever got me and when I was 13 he got me the soundtrack to the movie Bad Company starring Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins. I have never seen this movie

Spicy chickenjoy, side of adobo rice, pineapple quencher and a mango apple pie please

Can't wait for next season when there's a mass food poisoning outbreak at Picklesburgh, Pittsburgh's yearly pickle festival

I think if i attempted to do one pull up I'd injure myself beyond repair

This is wrong. It's actually if your hand is bigger than your face you're gay everyone knows that

Go birds

Great minds...

DST can suck my dihh

Huge news. My ironic watching of the Ted TV show has turned to unironic viewing of Seth McFarland's artistic vision of the Ted television program

Checking out what's going on in Threads

Thinking about bringing latinx back

Fuckin finally

Puppy costume would have been funnier God damn it sorry

Can't wait to see Kristi Noem sing "Tequila" in an elaborate eagle costume next season on the Masked Singer

War in the Middle East
Britney Spears arrested for a DUI.
Stock market bubble about to burst.
Scrubs, King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle are back on TV.

2006 is so back, baby.

First draft of this tweet was definitely "have a another drink sweetie"

Trying to think about what to post that won't be me on a list

I would win Traitors by protecting every PoC or woman from being eliminated

She's pmo so much lol

Ban housewives from Traitors imo

No spoilers but all I gotta say is... Traitors

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Would have been 10 times better than this stinker

Loved Sin City so I spent real money to watch The Spirit and man what a dogshit experience that was