don’t sleep on the hasparat soufflé

Happy 17776 day to those who celebrate!

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Not a single patriotic millionaire?

that’s dangerously close to a rainbow, anyone check on britta

Paul Ehrlich was 93?!? to think of all that food we wasted on him

and now disgust

Trying to explain the past 15 years of conference realignment to a six year old and watching confusion, fear, and anger play out on his face

I know this isn’t a “recommend me shows” thread, but have you seen The Good Place? I only ask because it’s what Michael Schur conceived after finishing Parks and Rec, and was given carte blanche to write whatever he wanted.

can you make it [boycott] harder

supposedly he moved to my part of town, I’ll let him know

“Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” he said.

just a nice day in the sun out in the gulf. play games of basketball on deck, reshoot the "i'm on a boat" video with the gang, have kash patel swoop in with some of that shit to smoke. no worries, clear skies, smooth sailing

big “might as well lie back and enjoy it” vibes from the 4th Circuiit here

babies 👏 don’t 👏 walk

why does it look huge

$1488?

#butts #secs

#secs

The title screen from the show “Twin Peaks” but the title text is “HOOTERS” instead

lmao even

i don’t understand, were the snowballs laced with fentanyl or

you’re in luck, Zach

A news headline reads “U.S. women's hockey team will not attend State of the Union after Trump invitation” and there are 460 comments

idly tapped to read the comments, and the loading animation stayed spinning just long enough for me to snap the fuck out of it

The words “Mac & More” rendered using the font face from the “Stranger Things” title card. The font closely resembles the one used in the original Mac & More advertisement.

why does Dan have a very normal demonic shadow emanating inches from his body

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fixed it

I added the “S.” to my muted words list ages ago and never looked back

Flyer reads: Dear parents, This month's family project is to create a leprechaun trap. It is very difficult to catch a tricky leprechaun, but our class will have fun trying! There is no right or wrong way to build a leprechaun trap, all you need is a little imagination. You can make the contraption with a net, box, a clean can, or anything else you can think of. Other ideas include: paper towel rolls, empty containers, tin foil, paper, string or yarn, sandwich bags, or how about using an old shoe since they are said to be cobblers? Remember, you have to be very creative to catch a leprechaun. Once you build your trap, don't forget to add bait to help lure in the leprechaun. Since they are very greedy, one of the best things you can use for bait are coins. We will set our traps during St. Patrick's Day week and hope to catch a leprechaun in our classroom. Your child will have an opportunity to share their trap with the class and explain how they plan on catching the leprechaun. Have fun and be creative! This project is due on Friday, March 13 Sincerely, Kindergarten Team

My kindergartener’s homework project for March is to make a trap to catch a leprechaun.

Maybe I’m being oversensitive, but given the year we’ve been having, I really don’t want to workshop a plan for catching anyone.

Jacob Frey was built to preen, let him shine!

Let him do it so well, and his feathers dazzle so bright, that he may be whisked shortly away from the drudgeries of municipal governance.

Mike Conley back with Wolves two weeks after being traded Mike Conley is returning to the Minnesota Timberwolves two weeks after he was traded away in a deadline move, the team announced Tuesday.

Minnesota Mike is officially back! www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...