It's 11 years since a perfectly normal man wearing headphones and a massive coat sat in front of us at a Katy Perry concert. #thereforthemusic

Hammock time

#LesserknownMCHammertunes

Wholesome blackbird content from our shed.

Had fun reviving a massive bumblebee with some sugar water. Look at its little tongue.

Blackbirds nesting in our very messy outhouse ❤️🐦‍⬛

That face 😍

Ha ha. Thanks. I am very wholesome 🤣. Glad I am cleansing your feed. I am well but had a strange longing for my deleted X account friends, so popped back on here where a few still lurk. Hope all is well with you too.

Little trip out to Grasmere with a dip on the way home.

Gutted for you 😢

Annie Lennox. Utterly compelling. Her look, her voice and her performance 👌 #totp

It's an absolute corker of a film.

Went for a swim. Still freezing.

I have done my first bit of gardening this year which has mainly involved scraping Jack Russell dog shit off my trainers and swearing.

Sunset swim. Needed a hot water bottle afterwards.

Freezing cold, crystal clear water and blue skies = perfect swim. No people either 👌

Found a river with a waterfall to dip in with my brother-in-law in the Yorkshire Dales. My husband and sister were also there in case that sounds weird.

It was my birthday yesterday, but I had a stomach bug and spent the day on the toilet. "Don't worry, we can celebrate today"... look at my phone:
BLUE MONDAY
TRUMP
CERVICAL SMEAR AT 3.20
Who wants to celebrate being 52 anyway.

Lovely way to start the day - a swim at sunrise in the North Sea at Tynemouth.
#wildswimming

She once gave me a signed photo, which was of her on all fours wearing a leopard print cat suit (vaseline lens). Incredible.

Herdwicks in Hawkshead 🐑❤️

Making freezing my tits off look boojie 🏊‍♀️❄️

#wildswimming
#LakeDistrict

All you can eat buffet

All bills these days seem to be 4 figures 😢

It was a bit nippy in the water today, a shade over 1⁰c but very beautiful in the pale winter light.

#LakeDistrict
#wildswimming

The cats want to kill me for making them go outside for a wee. They haven't moved from the back door in protest.

I think the cats want their tea.

Not doing much paddling

Freezing my tits off

The sun came out, so I decided to get mild hypothermia messing about on and in the lake.

#wildswimming
#LakeDistrict

Avoiding all the other groups of festive, cheerful, chatty swimmers because I am anti-social (especially when wearing a swimming costume) 🤣 3⁰c water temp.

Freezing my tits off

Good morning lovely people. It was a cold one in the water today 1⁰c.