People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

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TFW you’re in a random parking lot in Philly, at a vintage store that your wife wanted to go to. In the same building you see a business with a unique name that you recognize because there’s a long-time customer of yours with that name… but it can’t be them, right? But it turns out that it is!

Just got out of a Lyft where the seatbelt chime went off the entire ride. The driver wasn’t buckled in.

A screenshot of an email inbox with two emails from Zillow. One is a notification of real estate for sale, and the other one is a payment notification.

TFW the website you’re using to get real estate notifications is also a customer that pays you for a service that you own, and you get the emails back to back

LFGGGGGG

I just had the best focaccia of my life at Orwasher’s. I could tell it was different from
every other focaccia I’ve ever had in my life the moment that I picked it up. The first bite immediately ruined all other foccacias for me. Highly recommended.

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yeah, it’s literally bing. BING!

thanks man! it’s ok, our AC just died catastrophically 😅

The Supergirl movie poster, zoomed in so that it reads “Pergi” instead of SuPergirl

Can’t wait to watch Pergi

omfg

We just used our emergency fund for the first time. We funded it years ago and never touched it, just put it in high-yield savings.

The emergency payment cost less than the interest we’ve made on the money we initially put in. On a bad day, at least that part feels good!

Please Ternus ship around: richardfelix.com/2026/03/23/please-ternus...

It turns out that the best way to get Google to approve something is to get a company that pays Google a lot of money to contact them on your behalf. It was like my application went into a black hole for 2 weeks until they got involved… then Google approved everything in a day. Nice.

FedEx SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKSSSS

Marc Andreessen @pmarca • 3h It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.

this is hilarious because moaning about feelings and thoughts and feelings about thoughts is almost entirely what the ancient “greats” were doing

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space

If you call my cell phone, the outgoing voicemail message you’ll hear is a personalized one in the voice of Optimus Prime that Peter Cullen recorded for me in person.

10 year old Richard still doesn’t really believe that happened.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

WHAT?!

cooking is something that you do (good)

cooked is something that happens to you (bad)

also goodwill has been skimming the best stuff and selling it on Amazon, eBay etc for years

all that's left in their stores is marked up trash

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Mercury has been great for 5 years, but the last year has been one of the dumbest I have ever experienced from a bank. Strike two.

this is such a terrible idea

it violates every decent programming principle (like DRY)

it wastes massive resources by design

it fractures all the good things about shared libraries, & isolates users bc nobody’s code will be identical

this is basically juicero for code on steroids

I once talked to Gates McFadden on the phone and she followed up
by doing me a favor

When a recipe says to add “one clove of garlic, or more to taste”, how many do you add? An entire head of garlic, right?

An Irish customer did a podcast episode and mentioned Stunning as one of the tools he uses. It’s pretty fun to hear an Irish guy repeatedly say Stunning in his accent 😊

I do not recommend trying to rip into a foil pack of Sudafed with your mouth, especially while you’re in a hurry to leave the house for a dental appointment (where you have to open your mouth wide basically the entire time). You j... richardfelix.com/2026/03/03/i-do-not-reco...