Speed Racer is back in theaters?!

And the closest showing is IN BATAVIA? What the FUCK?

a boy with orange hair is covering his nose with his hand and making a funny face . Alt: a boy with orange hair is covering his nose with his hand and laughing

"from pederasts to ephebophiles" oh my god

doomscrolling desu wa

Final Fantasy VI

Me: welp, UI issues are worked out, finally I can certify again
IDES: You can't certify yet, it's not your certification day
Me: What's my certification day
IDES: Monday
Me: ...it is Monday
IDES: I didn't say it was THIS Monday 😘

Here's my plan: revenge

Me, a fool: I dunno if I could ever get all that passionate about TTRPGs, I've done a couple Pathfinder sessions and it was meh

Me after improvising a musical number in order to convince a group of soldiers that it was an evil wizard who set their coaches on fire and NOT lil old me: oh, I like this

Incredible

I got a hand me down 42" from God knows who in 2009, "it's yours if you can get it out of the house"

I don't remember how we got it into my apartment but I do remember that when I passed it on to another friend, we couldn't lift it into his car, we had to roll it to his place on two skateboards

Reading the Palantir thing, smiling, nodding, contemplating the best places to hide a cache of weapons and food for when these tech psychos destroy society

Having a crawling baby is like having a Roomba that might choke and die if you let it suck up any dust

take the wrong lesson from a movie

John Wick: get a cat, it won't bother the people robbing you

Who remembers places It is a picture of Brian and a place

Hell yeah I've done improv

I want to comfort it

Little fucker even hissed at me like I was the problem, how very dare she

Younger cat has decided she is a human baby and is prowling around inside a crib giving me a "what" look

Cat, when I call you my baby, I am not being literal, get out of the crib

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

IIRC this was preceded by SWEK's final appearance at ACEN, possibly because they let a guy swan dive off the stage and nobody caught him (he'd been throwing punches on the dance floor)

Good Parts of Bad Games YouTube video by VicPhant

Dunking on bad games can be a fun time, but if you ask me, with pretty much any game there's always something good to be found in it, no matter how bad.

Hope you enjoy, sharing the video is very much appreciated. youtu.be/lOhqgOZeZ88

eto... bleh!

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A nostalgic look at the 2002 GBC mega hit, Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! on my nostalgic CRT television. --- Hotline Miami 2 gameplay, with two dead bodies in pools of blood on the floor, and Hamtaro standing over them with a machete and shotgun. ---

Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! (GBC - 2002)

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Like there's still genuinely good content on that site. And every time I look at the REPLIES to that content, there's inevitably a blue checkmark army trying to redirect a conversation about anime storyboarding in the 80s to why AI translation will save us from woke translators or some dumb shit

seriously! After his takeover, the "For You" tab became worse than useless. Suddenly I was seeing right wing takes on god-damned everything, along with political ads everywhere. Nothing like trying to read about obscure early western anime releases between ads for guns and TPUSA!

i think it's wild that so far we've gotten football, cold beer, and the goddamn catholic church in the national divorce

Pope Leo also just said that wealth inequality is a problem for governments to solve. The progressive Marxist bend on Christianity is Unbiblical.

are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Marxist Catholic Church?

You know exactly what is happening: the Pope and Obama are purposely trying to drive a wedge between US Catholics and a conservative movement that has been incredibly supportive of religious freedom. The Pope is playing Chicago politics. Time for an American Catholic Church.

I am seeing some absolute gold from reactionaries, though