what is cumming like?

another young talent snuffed out before he could blossom!!! this is why the jester industry has such a high turnover rate smh

i love hearing the coyotes yowl and yip together in the fields at night but it also makes me kinda sad cus like. uhm. why was i not invited ? :/

so nice to see an amateur in the wild. i believe in him. he’s gonna do great one of these days

it will be soon if i have anything to say about it!

love to ctrl+shift+t like wait lemme look at that again

who will join me in this noble cause

i’m moving different. i’ve got gut flora so potent it’ll put you in a k-hole for centuries. i invented kombucha circa 220 BCE after pissin in Ying Zheng’s mouth. i snort probiotics by the gram. i got the mother in apple cider vinegar pregnant, and she still calls me. this shit ain’t nothin to me man

love the ctrl+w shortcut on my keyboard like. lol. get closed idiot

cute image of a bear with headphones and coffee in front of a laptop smiling. text around it reads: Coffee… got it! Smile… wearing it! bluesky… browsing it! Saturday.. I'm Loving it!

asking mall security if the
food court needs a jester

Ideal relationship dynamic

it makes me so happy to look at. a window into a simpler time when The Web was fun

cute image of a bear with headphones and coffee in front of a laptop smiling. text around it reads: Coffee… got it! Smile… wearing it! bluesky… browsing it! Saturday.. I'm Loving it!

see you fuckers later, i’m going to get fucked up crazy style Albania 2

hips up mirror selfie of a cute white girl. she's wearing purple pants and a cute orange and white checkered tube top that accentuates her tits. she's wearing an amythest wrapped in copper wire necklace ND a tattoo choker :3

goin out :>

LETS GOOOOO

please put my white he/him ass in Albania 2 and please make sure to make me look dumb as Fuck

image of a. a krill? a big shrimp? small lobster? idk some sort of crustacean on a green felt blanket next to a coors light. text over it reads “FRIDAY NIGHT IM THINKING THAT WE JUST MIGHT”

alolan variant….. oh my god….. so much to consider here

guy wearing a shirt that reads i was going to wear a shirt that said "i got pregnant on the northernlion cruise" but it got canceled so now i have to wear this instead

why am i so addicted to typos what happened to me. i need to go to typo rehab i can’t keep living like this

FUCK

stopping people outside a liquor store and begging them to buy a gallon of vodka for me because the clerk won’t sell me anything cus the clown pant i’m wearing doesn’t match the one on my ID

guy wearing a shirt that reads i was going to wear a shirt that said "i got pregnant on the northernlion cruise" but it got canceled so now i have to wear this instead

I love Nostalgia because I'll look at 2000s rnb music videos with the shiny filter and color grading and think they are the coolest thing ever and they are

my "some have said i am predictable post" with one reply saying "i didn't know you would say that" and another saying "i knew you would say that"

the duality of woman

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call bluesky my dick the way women with distinguished taste are always on it

of course i’m not a shark! that’d be silly. pay no mind to my gills those are just. decorative