As a lesbian, I am genuinely asking!

Question:

When women get on SM and tell us all how their man is stupid/wrong/manipulative/incompetent/a general useless headache is the point so we will embarrass you enough to leave him or???
I am starting to feel like these women wanna be clowned so bad they muster the strength to leave

I love romance novels but it becomes very un-sexy when the main character does some stupid shit I would never do

Wish I was toxic and dumb so I could just enjoy shit without thinking critically!

Steve Harvey superimposed on top of other picture of Steve Harvey. One deeply anxious, the other laughing through the pain. Both deeply troubled.

I can cook I just cant take the pressure

Pray for me

Our Mac & Cheese person is absent this year so they had me make it 🥲

My wife is ignoring me/playing the game — who takin me to get a molten lava cake from chilis? 👀🥺

Spraying your body spray all over a public bathroom should be a crime

Why tf it smell like piss AND cherry blossom in here?!

a man in a blue shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air Alt: Jonah Hill in a blue button up and black tie screaming in excitement — giving white lady in airport headed to Mexico

I love it when white ladies get on a zoom together — like why y’all so excited to see your coworkers? Lol

I want to get on the internet and tell jokes and be horny, but current conditions have forced me to be political 🙃

I’m going to start teaching media literacy classes on the weekends

— all ages invited, please bring your phone, your favorite news source, and be prepared to get read for a lack of reading comprehension

Taking y’all back to 6th grade English with it

Just so were aware, the author of this piece is a zionist who is likely more interested in Mamdani losing than Ugandan politics

Pay attention to the messenger

Here's the violence. Shame on our local police, now emboldened by 47. It's disgusting. 🤬

Welp. A lot of people villainized “wokeness”, said racialized people were going too far. They thought we were denying them their supremacy. They villainized affirmative action. Me too went too far because women has the temerity to talk about abuse and harassment.

This is what anti-woke look like

It feels fucking dystopian outside and I am very sick of being told to look on the bright side by people with more privilege than me

Everything “ain’t that deep” until it fucking is

nonchalant mfrs acting like whats happening across the US is normal and the rest of us are overreacting about ICE, Gay Marriage, Abortion Access, The troops in DC, the suppression of the news in LA, FUCKIN PALESTINE

please go fuck yourself today

A meme from the Simpsons where a bis driver says “don’t make me to the sign”. The sign says “THE SOUTH IS FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE ON YOUR SIDE THAT ARE HELD BACK BY GERRYMANDERING DISENFRANCHISEMENT AND REGRESSIVE POLICIES”

A reminder:

Some things have changed and I’m trying to make sure I can stay housed here to get my transplant. If you could help it would be immensely appreciated.

This is a country where white people would take photos with lynched Black people and pass them around as postcards.

So just another American pastime created (and no, I am not comparing this to Nazi Germany, because remember: the Nazis got their cruel tactics from America)

shocking that it took so long for a Black woman to make the Bench 😑

identity aside, her & Sotomayor (imperfect as well) clearly actually believe things? (like the constitution!) which just...broadly is fucking wild to witness

Lets go back to our roots,
Bring back house parties & setting up your friends with local baddies

THIS is how we save America

Me, at WorldPride, internally screaming:

WHERE ARE THE BIG SEXY MASC WOMEN WHO WANT TO TAKE ME OUT AND CARRY A JACKET SPECIFICALLY FOR ME!?

I HAVE LOW IRON AND NEED TO BE BABIED!!

This bill passed 215-214 in the House, with 2 Republicans voting no.

This bill could’ve failed if we didn’t have every Dem die in office because they are all over 100 & refuse to step down

Looking for advice from lesbians, men, women, lizards, please!

I am just realizing that if I want to keep straight women around this is a skill I am going to have to develop but to be honest I am having a hard time finding the “redeeming qualities” to even be redeeming for real