dentist sweeping up all the floor teeth at the end of the day

do not cite the Freakonomics to me, witch. I was there when it was made up

christ I hope this dovetails with @oncinema.bsky.social

holy shit

just because it doesn’t mention my countless 2012 tweets to benedict re: shitting in the woods doesn’t mean they weren’t important

Donald Trump reacting like a dog who's scared of a bee to the Duke Nukem soundboard effects being blasted into the oval office as his staff frantically looks for the source

he thinks it’s the voice of stan chera

I can go way more nots than that, easy. sounds like a skill issue for the boat heads

all three of those spirits meet in the entirely unasked-for noah (2014)

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meryl streep in a clearly doctored photo wearing a red tshirt with an outline of trumps head that says “OUR ENEMIES AREN'T IN IRAN. THEY ARE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.”

wow…

the horn from dirt in the ground. I’m fucking weeping

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

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repurposing the bone percussion from bone machine’s first track, revising the title of the second track. jesus gonna be here, and he’ll be DOA. devastating in its truth

god that tom waits/massive attack song goes so hard

rigorous scholarly reflection and correction is too rare a feature in rock n roll

misama/gassma lol

this is the best thing I ever heard

yeah lol theater making is rarely a process you sing about. it’s a process you sing within. what are they gonna do, “hoist them flats?” shit, wait

are there any good kitschy 60’s educational songs about theater that you’re aware of

you’re speaking my language. and my wife’s a theater teacher so that’s doubly a rabbit hole worth going down, ty

I’ll listen to all 3 (?)

I wanna know what the lads know, what’s the song

damnb

nyuck nyuck nyuck

Massive Attack, Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Now who the hell are these federal pricks
Hiding in the senate like a bloated ass tick
Air conditioned
Fuckstick loafers
Sitting in a room full of army posters

TOM WAITS

bluesky is fucked up, I can see all y’alls posts

that’s right

weak shit

animals consider all humans cops. I will not be taking questions at this time. thank you