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underrated aspect of canal: free swimming pool for your city’s NFL punter

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Girls imagine your husbands having ten friends.

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visual novels are an innovative medium because they combine the joy of reading a book with the agonising tedium of clicking a button every 1.5 seconds

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Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

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I was in Japan for work last week and saw these Fukushima tourism ads everywhere. I asked my coworker what connection Fukushima has with Final Fantasy. His guess was that both start with 'F.'

🤷‍♀️

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Dear Cubs, Please rebrand for one game.

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A slew of new Bigfoot sightings, on-screen and off-Broadway Bigfoot is popping up everywhere — in low-budget horror films, in festivals around the country, and even in a critically acclaimed musical.

Bigfoot is popping up everywhere — in low-budget horror films, in festivals around the country, and even in a critically acclaimed musical. n.pr/4sTrI1Q

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dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

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“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED
Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune.

I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

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Picky Eater - Gator Days

Characters

Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food

May - August's mother who just wants him to eat.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: Long ago.

A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior.

Young August: This looks gross.

May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you.

Panel 2

Narration: Present day

An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT".

Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn!

August: Okay.

This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal.

Panel 3

Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball.

Gustopher: And sardines! And jam!

August: You have to eat that.

Gustopher: I will!

Panel 4

Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern.

Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it!

August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case.

August (thinking): This is worse.

Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.

Picky Eater - Gator Days

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Reminder: Public libraries need our support to remain public. Support them with your library card and by advocating for their funding! ⭐

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A cartoon illustration of a sweaty vampire smiling in the middle of a big city crowd crossing the street. Caption reads "The city provided endless dining options."

A cartoon illustration of a sweaty vampire smiling in the middle of a big city crowd crossing the street. Caption reads "The city provided endless dining options."

So much food, limitless time. #grickledoodle #vampire #city #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

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Dysthymia Milkshake

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a backstreet which features many stepped brick walls and square buildings of different heights in a relatively small area

a backstreet which features many stepped brick walls and square buildings of different heights in a relatively small area

parkour videogame tutorial level-ass locale

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One of my faves! Y'all know I love a ridiculous, over-the-top design & this one has weird stuff like terra cotta birds devouring terra cotta frogs. Bonkers ass building, I love you!

Architect: Kenneth T White, 1929

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People on here will say anything. “I can’t believe the Mets lost.” Yes you can. That’s not true.

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Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

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"Lizn't lol"

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Played around with my chibi base to try a demon girl OC

#Blender #b3d #blender3d

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I really like the little skull charm on her tail ^^
#Blender #b3d #blender3d

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Goblin inventor!

currently celebrating the success of her latest design and enjoying being the tallest thing in the area (for as long as she can keep her footing on the rattling contraption)

(need to do some work on her rig tho, didnt notice it clipping >_< )

#blender #blender3d #b3d #fantasy

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rig test with the little demoness!

for such a simple charecter she ended up with a pretty complex rig, mostly because of the wings and the tail.

the tail is rigged with geonodes, as an experiment.

#blender #blender3d #b3d

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A stock photo of a woman putting a basket of toys (labelled "Calling something Reddit") up on a shelf while a small child pouts

A stock photo of a woman putting a basket of toys (labelled "Calling something Reddit") up on a shelf while a small child pouts

Sorry everyone but we have to do this now.

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Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

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Ough I love him

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what if i fucking kill you

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the best part of any game is when you have to fight an evil version of yourself

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This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

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When a social media site is just 80% people talking about sports it’s called engrittification.

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