A crapton of artists I want to see on the Saturday at Louder than Life but I don't think any of my family would want to go.

As much as I hate to agree with the dipshit, I dislike Chuck Schumer almost as much as he does.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

I'm perfectly okay with MAGA refusing this vaccine.

www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...

2A supporters: "oh well."

I need a wood chipper. Unfortunately my wife has seen Fargo and might get suspicious.

Me watching the end of War Machine: Dude, at least go draw a new helmet.

You're two ahead of me. Good job.

Movie: "Thermodynamics motherfucker."

Me: "Kepler's third law, asshole."

He was a plague rat before he died. Apparently "that" was wearing a mask.

This is the comment I was looking for.

Don't walk down the middle of the road when you're in a parking lot.

Walking quickly to cross the road when traffic is waiting on you in the same parking lot.

Man, don't try to stiff the male prostitutes you hire.

So I have seedlings with yellow leaves and thought they needed some sort of liquid Nitrogen then I'm like yeah maybe not.

Have we detected Astrophage?

Not enough live ammo was used that day.

Ratikin Skywalker: you underestimate my power.

I'm only pointing out legal technicalities. I have own thoughts on what I would love to see happen to that guy, all of which are painful and end with him being asked "who is the fucking bitch now?"

Mitch Hedberg vibes.

Johnathan Ross, the thug who killed Renee Good, should be put in prison. In General Population and let everyone they know he's a cop. He'll probably join the Aryan Nation for protection, and fit right in.

That said, was this actually premeditated?

Of course, he posted it on Twitter, so I'm sure it went over well.

His father would be ashamed.

Sheriff Jim Clark is buried at Evergreen Cemetery in Elba, Alabama. Just in case you ever find yourself in Coffee County Alabama and need to pee.

Boom today. Also boom tomorrow.

Nice catch.

Now let's do the attorneys trying to argue against birthright citizenship at the Supreme Court.

If they aren't fined at least $1B the states didn't really win.

Yes, eventually you all will make so many hand-wring social media posts she will have no choice but to comply.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.

The problem is that Sasan Goodarzi, CEO of Intuit, isn't afraid of us. So he just pays off Senators like yourself and we're stuck.

If he was afraid of the people, this could get done.

I'm not accusing the Pope specifically, but Trump going on this particular topic would be an extraordinarily bad move.