Genuinely considering taking down the picture of my only child's birth and replacing it with this.

#LFC #YNWA #Liverpool #Champions

❤️ We are the men of Shankley's best ❤️

@lfcr.bsky.social

#LFC #YNWA

& while you're sleeping, I'll try to make you proud;

So Daddy won't you just close your eyes ❤️

He did not go gentle into that good night.

He raged against the dying of the light.

He is gone & I will never be okay again.

Why do bad things happen to good people? 😭😭

Clearly I am not the FA Cup's favourite child.

#Liverpool #LOFC #FACup

Man City really needs Foden, De Bruyne and Stones to beat Leyton Orient.

How the mighty have fallen.

#LOFC #FACup #ManchesterCity

My heart cannot take this.

I. Am. Dying.

#LOFC #FACup #ManCity

Things I get watching Leyton Orient:

✨Hypothermia✨
✨Numb backside✨
✨1-0 losses✨

Things other people get watching Leyton Orient:

💥6-2 AWAY WINS💥

I am clearly not the favourite child.

#LOFC

Going outside with the child is so expensive.

Claims to only want to ✨look✨ in the shop. Comes out with this.

Least she'll be warm for the game I suppose!

#LOFC

It is! Very back row, with the one step that was slightly bigger than the others, so pre game was spent betting how many people would trip over it.

The grass was clearly half a mm taller than regulation allows.

My dad took me to Leyton Orient every week for years, starting aged 5.

When I fell in love with Liverpool, he told me stories of Grobbelaar, King Kenny & European glory.

His Drs say he has days left. No God or Dr can save him now.

Im screaming into the void & I just wanted someone to know.

2 penalties, 2 saves.

Nicely done James Trafford!

#BurSun #GoalkeepersUnion

"I'm a real tough kid, I can handle my...✨stuff✨"

Highly recommend your child having an ✨inside✨ hobby.

I am so cold 😭

YASSSSS.

I am...less stressed.

#LOFC

It's progress right?

Maybe next season we'll actually beat them. Baby steps 🙃

I AM STRESSED.

#LOFC

The Chelsea child has been ill the past couple of days, but was starting to brighten up today.

After tonight's game she now longs for death rather than recovery.

My laughing is apparently not helping. 🤷🏼‍♀️

#Chelsea #IpsChe #CFC

While I appreciate his sentiment, isn't he still an Everton player??

The child needed the Lego, so it's back to the apparently less comfortable bean bag for the one brain-celled wonder.

#cats #catsky #sheisnotsmart

Tell me why my intellectually challenged cat leaves her soft bed to deliberately lie on lego.

#cats #catsky

Red One may have just overtaken The Grinch as my favourite ever Christmas film.

It. Is. SO. GOOD.

🎶 It's beginning to look a Slot like Christmas! 🎶

#TotLiv

Leyton Orient have been making me sad since I was about 5 and I got my first season ticket. Welcome to the club!

Spurs are Spursing again.

At what point do we look at Forster for match fixing?

Football match yesterday, ballet today; it's called ✨ culture ✨

Winning.

Winning would be better.

Name me something better than football under the lights, in the cold and rain. #LOFC #LOFCWomen

(Thanks @leytonorientear.com for the heads up!)

Ohhh sweet, thank you!