thinking about that time my friend gave me a Plan B & i responded with, “thanks dude, you’re a lifesaver”

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someone at a bar said i look like fat david bowie and it was quite the shocker (that they meant that as an insult)

Graham crackers are so underrated

Good morning !

capital letters are for straight people

wild that my ovaries are quite literally killing me slowly yet i still am on a waitlist for a hysto . . . . america, america god shed his grace on thee

miss when doge was just a ugly lil meme dog /:

who wanna hit the penjamin and go watch the dolphin show at the indy zoo w me 🐬 (2 am thoughts)

another bong murdered by my naked menace RIP

you gatekeeping sonna bitches mad abt he/him lesbians must’ve forgotten that the only rule to being gay is no cops. and that’s on period.

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The image is a poster with a bold message painted in large, green, brushstroke-style letters on a dark background. It reads: “FIGHT POVERTY NOT THE POOR” The style is raw and expressive, conveying urgency and social activism. At the bottom, it includes the text “Poor People’s Campaign | poorpeoplescampaign.org” and credits the design to Jesse Purcell, 2017.

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

(also decided to start using this acct, we shall see how long this lasts)

i truly believe that i could play the AES hold music on ANY instrument

idk how much my therapist makes but it’s not enough

trans•ginger (adj.)
when someone who does not have naturally occurring red hair, dyes their hair to be red